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The world's blue. It's more water than it is not water
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The world's blue.It's more water than it is not water

The world's blue.
It's more water than it is not water

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The world's blue. It's more water than it is not water.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
57
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:17
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
"Too complicated, bro. We gotta go to Neptune." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
"Too complicated, bro. We gotta go to Neptune."
We're like a dude with a dirty house. Like, "Man, I gotta build a new house." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
We're like a dude with a dirty house. Like, "Man, ...
Stop piling up newspapers you're never gonna read - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Stop piling up newspapers you're never gonna read
One-way trip to Mars. A one-way trip in coach - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
One-way trip to Mars. A one-way trip in coach
If people are smart enough to figure out how to get to Mars, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
If people are smart enough to figure out how to get to Mars,
People smart enough to get to Mars aren't going. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
People smart enough to get to Mars aren't going.
See, that's the dirty secret about rocket travel, ladies and gentlemen. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
See, that's the dirty secret about rocket travel, ladie...
Nobody smart enough to make a rocket ever gets in one of those fucking things. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
Nobody smart enough to make a rocket ever gets in one of tho...
No. No, they look at each other right before the launch and they go... - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
No. No, they look at each other right before the launch and ...
They talk German and they get behind giant fucking concrete bunkers. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
They talk German and they get behind giant fucking concrete ...
They take some square-jawed, corn-fed dude from the middle of the country, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
They take some square-jawed, corn-fed dude from the middle o...
And that is what that is. That is a metal dick. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
And that is what that is. That is a metal dick.
It's a robot dick, and we're trying to fuck the sky. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
It's a robot dick, and we're trying to fuck the sk...
We are literally trying to come people out of the tip of a metal dick - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
We are literally trying to come people out of the tip of a m...
Our ultimate goal is that we get those planets pregnant, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:14
Our ultimate goal is that we get those planets pregnant,
You're gonna all come with me. We're gonna leave here right now - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:14
You're gonna all come with me. We're gonna leave h...
I watched that HBO documentary a couple too many times. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I watched that HBO documentary a couple too many times.
I went Clear, I think. I think I'm Clear. I'm back! I'm back now. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I went Clear, I think. I think I'm Clear. I'm back...
I had to watch Going Clear, a Scientology documentary, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
I had to watch Going Clear, a Scientology documentary,
Like, my bed's here, this fucking dude's bed's, like, over there. His house is... - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Like, my bed's here, this fucking dude's bed'...