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Joe Rogan: Triggered

They're gonna get extra hugs, and daddy's going to beparanoid about objects

They're gonna get extra hugs, and daddy's going to be
paranoid about objects

Full Transcript

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They're gonna get extra hugs,
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and daddy's going to be paranoid about objects.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:36
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
Don't go there." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Don't go there."
There's not a lot of 48-year-old man and 6-year-old girl have in common, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
There's not a lot of 48-year-old man and 6-year-old gir...
And so, our conversations are normally pretty boring. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
And so, our conversations are normally pretty boring.
But when I'm high, I'm like, "You know, you call that thing your baby, your doll. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
But when I'm high, I'm like, "You know, you c...
You call it your baby, but you know it's not a baby, right?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:19
You call it your baby, but you know it's not a baby, ri...
Like, you don't have to lie to them about a lot of things, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Like, you don't have to lie to them about a lot of thin...
It's just one of those things, man, 'cause it's like a community. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
It's just one of those things, man, 'cause it'...
Because when it comes to Santa Claus, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Because when it comes to Santa Claus,
You don't want your kid to be the first kid - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
You don't want your kid to be the first kid
But you don't want your kid to be the last kid - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
But you don't want your kid to be the last kid
When do we do this? When do we do this?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
When do we do this? When do we do this?"
Oh, I missed the boat. I missed the boat." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
Oh, I missed the boat. I missed the boat."
And I'm like, "When do we tell 'em?" This lady goes, "When they're 11." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
And I'm like, "When do we tell 'em?" Thi...
I told her it was funny. She didn't believe me. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
I told her it was funny. She didn't believe me.
I'm like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm off by a year." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
I'm like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm off by a y...
They're like, "I teach my kids, man. I teach my kids." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
They're like, "I teach my kids, man. I teach my ki...
My dad says Santa Claus is fucking bullshit, okay? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
My dad says Santa Claus is fucking bullshit, okay?
Uh, how does this work?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Uh, how does this work?"
What the fuck is going on?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
What the fuck is going on?"
"Dad, have you ever met Santa Claus?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
"Dad, have you ever met Santa Claus?"