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Joe Rogan: Triggered

"This fucking thing's confusing." They're Young Earth Christians, which means they follow...

"This fucking thing's confusing." They're Young Earth Christians, which means they follow the strictest
interpretation of the Bible possible

Full Transcript

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"This fucking thing's confusing."
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They're Young Earth Christians,
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which means they follow the strictest interpretation of the Bible possible.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:16
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
I'm like, "How many people believe the Earth is less than 10,000 years old?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
I'm like, "How many people believe the Earth is le...
There's a recent Gallup poll that said - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
There's a recent Gallup poll that said
And when you factor that in, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
And when you factor that in,
'Cause you know what the average response is - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
'Cause you know what the average response is
Number two answer is, "Fuck you!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
Number two answer is, "Fuck you!"
And only 46% of those dummies - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
And only 46% of those dummies
We definitely should. We should definitely worry about bankers and people who... - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
We definitely should. We should definitely worry about banke...
They could help the world in some really impossible ways for anybody else. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
They could help the world in some really impossible ways for...
But they don't. They'd rather just pile up their gold. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
But they don't. They'd rather just pile up their g...
But there's another 1% that freaks me the fuck out that no one's talking about. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
But there's another 1% that freaks me the fuck out that...
That's the 1% who leave comments on YouTube videos. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
That's the 1% who leave comments on YouTube videos.
Who the fuck are those freaks? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Who the fuck are those freaks?
Could you imagine people talking to each other like that in real life - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Could you imagine people talking to each other like that in ...
I mean, if Jesus Christ himself came back from the dead and had a YouTube page, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:13
I mean, if Jesus Christ himself came back from the dead and ...
But what you're dealing with is the process of racism, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
But what you're dealing with is the process of racism,
They know all the words, and they're wafting up their farts, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
They know all the words, and they're wafting up their f...
Let me pause and just jerk off in my shirt real quick, here. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Let me pause and just jerk off in my shirt real quick, here.
Dear, Jennifer, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Dear, Jennifer,
What are your children gonna see when they see..." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
What are your children gonna see when they see..."
As if Jennifer Lopez has time - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:11
As if Jennifer Lopez has time