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Joe Rogan: Triggered

"We can just visit each otherevery now and then." But if your friend was gonna move to...

"We can just visit each other
every now and then." But if your friend was gonna move to Mars, you'd be like,
"Oh, really? Get in the fucking car!

Full Transcript

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"We can just visit each other every now and then."
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But if your friend was gonna move to Mars,
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you'd be like, "Oh, really? Get in the fucking car!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:04
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
Just get in the car, dude." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Just get in the car, dude."
Mars sucks worse. Get back in the car, stupid." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
Mars sucks worse. Get back in the car, stupid."
You don't wanna live in Detroit, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
You don't wanna live in Detroit,
People really consider moving to Mars. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
People really consider moving to Mars.
These people will find an opportunity to virtue signal over you, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
These people will find an opportunity to virtue signal over ...
Like, puff their chest out and say that they're probably better than you. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Like, puff their chest out and say that they're probabl...
We maybe should colonize Mars 'cause California's almost out of water." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:14
We maybe should colonize Mars 'cause California's ...
Look at all that water. You fly over it, it takes a day. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Look at all that water. You fly over it, it takes a day.
The world's blue. It's more water than it is not water. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
The world's blue. It's more water than it is not w...
"Too complicated, bro. We gotta go to Neptune." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
"Too complicated, bro. We gotta go to Neptune."
We're like a dude with a dirty house. Like, "Man, I gotta build a new house." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
We're like a dude with a dirty house. Like, "Man, ...
Stop piling up newspapers you're never gonna read - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Stop piling up newspapers you're never gonna read
One-way trip to Mars. A one-way trip in coach - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
One-way trip to Mars. A one-way trip in coach
If people are smart enough to figure out how to get to Mars, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
If people are smart enough to figure out how to get to Mars,
People smart enough to get to Mars aren't going. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
People smart enough to get to Mars aren't going.
See, that's the dirty secret about rocket travel, ladies and gentlemen. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
See, that's the dirty secret about rocket travel, ladie...
Nobody smart enough to make a rocket ever gets in one of those fucking things. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
Nobody smart enough to make a rocket ever gets in one of tho...
No. No, they look at each other right before the launch and they go... - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
No. No, they look at each other right before the launch and ...
They talk German and they get behind giant fucking concrete bunkers. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
They talk German and they get behind giant fucking concrete ...
They take some square-jawed, corn-fed dude from the middle of the country, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
They take some square-jawed, corn-fed dude from the middle o...