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Joe Rogan: Triggered

We're all an ongoing,on-running calculation of all the interactions you've ever hadwith...

We're all an ongoing,
on-running calculation of all the interactions you've ever had
with all the people that you've ever met

Full Transcript

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We're all an ongoing, on-running calculation
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of all the interactions you've ever had with all the people that you've ever met.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:45
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
And you do a bunch of things that people like, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
And you do a bunch of things that people like,
You're like, "I'll do more of that." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
You're like, "I'll do more of that."
I don't like that feeling. Hmm." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
I don't like that feeling. Hmm."
And I'm just telling you this because I've never been more of a bitch. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
And I'm just telling you this because I've never b...
Right now, I have slowly but surely bent until I'm in this position. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Right now, I have slowly but surely bent until I'm in t...
"Okay, okay, okay, okay." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
"Okay, okay, okay, okay."
That's right, politically correct San Francisco. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
That's right, politically correct San Francisco.
"He's always been a woman trapped in a man's body." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
"He's always been a woman trapped in a man's ...
Definitely, there are people who were born in the wrong gender. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Definitely, there are people who were born in the wrong gend...
It's also possible that, maybe, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
It's also possible that, maybe,
If you put a praying mantis on a leaf, it becomes the color of the leaf. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
If you put a praying mantis on a leaf, it becomes the color ...
You show me a man who's lived with the Kardashians for ten years - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
You show me a man who's lived with the Kardashians for ...
'Cause right now, we lost a fucking American Olympian, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
'Cause right now, we lost a fucking American Olympian,
We're down Bruce Jenner. And I've got a close eye on Kanye West, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
We're down Bruce Jenner. And I've got a close eye ...
He's a very talented, young, heterosexual man - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
He's a very talented, young, heterosexual man
He's clearly jealous about Taylor Swift, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
He's clearly jealous about Taylor Swift,
We are watching the plot of a fucking Stephen King book play out! - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
We are watching the plot of a fucking Stephen King book play...
An American athletic hero moves in with a woman - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:11
An American athletic hero moves in with a woman
You tell me you don't see what I'm seeing? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
You tell me you don't see what I'm seeing?
"Beauty's unusual." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
"Beauty's unusual."