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Joe Rogan: Triggered

What the fuck is going on?" I knew the day my daughter knewthat Santa Claus is bullshit

What the fuck is going on?" I knew the day my daughter knew
that Santa Claus is bullshit

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What the fuck is going on?"
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I knew the day my daughter knew that Santa Claus is bullshit.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:45
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
"Dad, have you ever met Santa Claus?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
"Dad, have you ever met Santa Claus?"
You're like, "Oh, shit." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
You're like, "Oh, shit."
No, the big bang is real, but this is bullshit." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
No, the big bang is real, but this is bullshit."
If you're teaching your kids nonsense, you gotta teach 'em only nonsense. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
If you're teaching your kids nonsense, you gotta teach ...
Like, my daughter will go like, "How do birds fly?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Like, my daughter will go like, "How do birds fly?"...
And they use the hollow bones and the feathers - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
And they use the hollow bones and the feathers
The birds can manipulate that and go through 3-D space." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
The birds can manipulate that and go through 3-D space."...
How does the fat man get through the little hole?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
How does the fat man get through the little hole?"
In that if you get ten really stupid people in a room, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
In that if you get ten really stupid people in a room,
They don't have to have any more information, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
They don't have to have any more information,
If you get a bunch of dummies together, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:15
If you get a bunch of dummies together,
And every day it's, "Debbie says..." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
And every day it's, "Debbie says..."
Not only are you gonna have kids, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
Not only are you gonna have kids,
My daughter's like, "Debbie says - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
My daughter's like, "Debbie says
And one of the most difficult things to say to a kid is, "I don't know." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
And one of the most difficult things to say to a kid is, &qu...
But nobody knows, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
But nobody knows,
You know how some people have big ears and some people have little ears?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
You know how some people have big ears and some people have ...
And what happens is, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
And what happens is,
Is an eagle and a salmon level? Does the salmon ever get to eat the eagle? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Is an eagle and a salmon level? Does the salmon ever get to ...
It wants conflict and resolution and constant improvement. Okay? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
It wants conflict and resolution and constant improvement. O...