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Who the fuck is guarding me?" Looks out in the hallway.There's a girl taking selfies

Who the fuck is guarding me?" Looks out in the hallway.
There's a girl taking selfies

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Who the fuck is guarding me?"
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Looks out in the hallway. There's a girl taking selfies.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
61
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:55
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
That'd be the greatest selfie of all time. A girl with her ass out, duck lips, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
That'd be the greatest selfie of all time. A girl with ...
Pigeon-toed is a good move 'cause you can't get away that good. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Pigeon-toed is a good move 'cause you can't get aw...
That's a recognizable pose. When did that start? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
That's a recognizable pose. When did that start?
'Cause if you look at the original pictures - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
'Cause if you look at the original pictures
Like, if you saw a photo from the 1800s, and in the background a girl was going... - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Like, if you saw a photo from the 1800s, and in the backgrou...
I saw a gal on Instagram, she has eight million followers. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I saw a gal on Instagram, she has eight million followers.
There's no inspirational quotes. Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
There's no inspirational quotes. Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.
I'm watching this, I'm like, "This is a different kind of person." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
I'm watching this, I'm like, "This is a diffe...
They're just staring at her ass. This is a new kind of human. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
They're just staring at her ass. This is a new kind of ...
There's never been a person, psychologically, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
There's never been a person, psychologically,
If you really stop and think about it, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
If you really stop and think about it,
Don't go to South America to study some new frog that nobody gives a fuck about. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
Don't go to South America to study some new frog that n...
There's a girl in Florida with eight million people staring at her ass. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
There's a girl in Florida with eight million people sta...
How many dick pics does that girl receive on a daily basis? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
How many dick pics does that girl receive on a daily basis?
Is it like the national debt counter - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
Is it like the national debt counter
I bet if she turns on the notifications, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
I bet if she turns on the notifications,
I bet if she deletes all the dick pics from her phone, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I bet if she deletes all the dick pics from her phone,
We really have to understand, there's never been a person like this before. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
We really have to understand, there's never been a pers...
Like, that kind of influence, that kind of attractant, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
Like, that kind of influence, that kind of attractant,
And as a guy who has daughters, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
And as a guy who has daughters,