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Will somebody please shoot me?" Then he was probably pissed."Where are my tax dollars...

Will somebody please shoot me?" Then he was probably pissed.
"Where are my tax dollars going?

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Will somebody please shoot me?"
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Then he was probably pissed. "Where are my tax dollars going?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
101
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:12
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
What kind of security are you fucking people running in this place?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
What kind of security are you fucking people running in this...
He was probably like, "Everybody, everybody, not that much diversity. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
He was probably like, "Everybody, everybody, not that m...
I mean, what, are you playing fucking fairy tale games here?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I mean, what, are you playing fucking fairy tale games here?...
Obama's got a hard job, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Obama's got a hard job,
You know, he could Google his own name - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
You know, he could Google his own name
"So, let me see what the people have to say." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
"So, let me see what the people have to say."
"I'm none of those fucking things." Freakin' out. Shit. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
"I'm none of those fucking things." Freakin&#...
Probably thinking, "Why the fuck did I do this?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
Probably thinking, "Why the fuck did I do this?"
In that... they went for it, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
In that... they went for it,
The moment Obama actually got into office, like, "Good morning, Mr. President," - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
The moment Obama actually got into office, like, "Good ...
What the fuck did I do this for? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
What the fuck did I do this for?
Everybody wants to kill me. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Everybody wants to kill me.
Who the fuck is guarding me?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Who the fuck is guarding me?"
That'd be the greatest selfie of all time. A girl with her ass out, duck lips, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
That'd be the greatest selfie of all time. A girl with ...
Pigeon-toed is a good move 'cause you can't get away that good. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Pigeon-toed is a good move 'cause you can't get aw...
That's a recognizable pose. When did that start? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
That's a recognizable pose. When did that start?
'Cause if you look at the original pictures - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
'Cause if you look at the original pictures
Like, if you saw a photo from the 1800s, and in the background a girl was going... - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Like, if you saw a photo from the 1800s, and in the backgrou...
I saw a gal on Instagram, she has eight million followers. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I saw a gal on Instagram, she has eight million followers.
There's no inspirational quotes. Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
There's no inspirational quotes. Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.