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Joe Rogan: Triggered

You don't need your fingers.No one's typing

You don't need your fingers.
No one's typing

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You don't need your fingers. No one's typing.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:10
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
All the food's free. They stay where the water's warm. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
All the food's free. They stay where the water's w...
What if consciousness is the same?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:14
What if consciousness is the same?"
They're just living life through different biology, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
They're just living life through different biology,
And if he lived my life, he would be me." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
And if he lived my life, he would be me."
And then I thought, "God damn, how good is this weed I'm getting in California? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
And then I thought, "God damn, how good is this weed I&...
I'm on a fucking floating craft out in the middle of the ocean, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
I'm on a fucking floating craft out in the middle of th...
The problem with treating everybody as if it's you living another life - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
The problem with treating everybody as if it's you livi...
Half the people you meet, you just wanna fucking smack 'em. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Half the people you meet, you just wanna fucking smack '...
We're, like, that close to President Trump. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
We're, like, that close to President Trump.
- No. Boo! - "No. Boo!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
- No. Boo! - "No. Boo!"
All those Bernie Sanders people, "Yo, Bernie's the shit." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
All those Bernie Sanders people, "Yo, Bernie's the...
It doesn't even work, dude." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
It doesn't even work, dude."
Bill Cosby's a rapist, and Bruce Jenner's a chick. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Bill Cosby's a rapist, and Bruce Jenner's a chick.
Down is up and up is down! - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Down is up and up is down!
This is the type of world you get when you give kids participation trophies - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
This is the type of world you get when you give kids partici...
We get a goddamn Nerfed-up world filled with nonsense. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
We get a goddamn Nerfed-up world filled with nonsense.
Nobody wants to be president. Nobody. I hope Hillary wins. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Nobody wants to be president. Nobody. I hope Hillary wins.
That way we can realize chicks can't do that fucking job either - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
That way we can realize chicks can't do that fucking...
It's a stupid job invented back when people used to write with feathers. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
It's a stupid job invented back when people used to wri...
It's just some old-school shit that we need to get rid of. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
It's just some old-school shit that we need to get rid ...