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Joe Rogan: Triggered

You don't want your kidto be the first kid that tells everyonethat Santa Claus is...

You don't want your kid
to be the first kid that tells everyone
that Santa Claus is bullshit, 'cause that kid's an asshole

Full Transcript

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You don't want your kid to be the first kid
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that tells everyone that Santa Claus is bullshit,
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'cause that kid's an asshole.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:46
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
But you don't want your kid to be the last kid - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
But you don't want your kid to be the last kid
When do we do this? When do we do this?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
When do we do this? When do we do this?"
Oh, I missed the boat. I missed the boat." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
Oh, I missed the boat. I missed the boat."
And I'm like, "When do we tell 'em?" This lady goes, "When they're 11." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
And I'm like, "When do we tell 'em?" Thi...
I told her it was funny. She didn't believe me. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
I told her it was funny. She didn't believe me.
I'm like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm off by a year." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
I'm like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm off by a y...
They're like, "I teach my kids, man. I teach my kids." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
They're like, "I teach my kids, man. I teach my ki...
My dad says Santa Claus is fucking bullshit, okay? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
My dad says Santa Claus is fucking bullshit, okay?
Uh, how does this work?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Uh, how does this work?"
What the fuck is going on?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
What the fuck is going on?"
"Dad, have you ever met Santa Claus?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
"Dad, have you ever met Santa Claus?"
You're like, "Oh, shit." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
You're like, "Oh, shit."
No, the big bang is real, but this is bullshit." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
No, the big bang is real, but this is bullshit."
If you're teaching your kids nonsense, you gotta teach 'em only nonsense. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
If you're teaching your kids nonsense, you gotta teach ...
Like, my daughter will go like, "How do birds fly?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Like, my daughter will go like, "How do birds fly?"...
And they use the hollow bones and the feathers - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
And they use the hollow bones and the feathers
The birds can manipulate that and go through 3-D space." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
The birds can manipulate that and go through 3-D space."...
How does the fat man get through the little hole?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
How does the fat man get through the little hole?"
In that if you get ten really stupid people in a room, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
In that if you get ten really stupid people in a room,
They don't have to have any more information, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
They don't have to have any more information,