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John Bronco • 2020

So, here it is, John, the brand‐new Bronco. [sheet falls] JOHN: Holy [bleep] shit! God damn, that is a bona fide
ass kicker right there. Look at that. EMPLOYEE: Sure is.
JOHN: Holy, [bleep] balls. You really went with
the classic design? EMPLOYEE: Yep. JOHN: Like a [bleep] moon
vehicle meets a goddamn horse
is what it is. Now there's a 2‐door
and a 4‐door. EMPLOYEE: That's right.
JOHN: Shut your butts! And who's this little guy
right here? Look at you,
you sporty little [bleep]. That's almost like‐‐
like this Bronco gave birth to that Bronco. I thought for sure
you would [bleep] this up, but god damn, man. Oh, y'all, this just brings
back so many memories. Can I‐‐can I touch it? EMPLOYEE: No, no,
actually, John, you can't. This is just a clay model.
So I really wouldn't‐‐ ‐ Just let me‐‐
just let me have this moment. Mmm, mmm, mmm!
EMPLOYEE: No, no, no, no, John, no, no, no,
John, please, no! ‐ [sighs] [sighs]

Full Transcript

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So,

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here it is, John,

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the brand‐new Bronco.

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[sheet falls]

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JOHN: Holy [bleep] shit!

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God damn, that is a bona fide ass kicker right there.

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Look at that.

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EMPLOYEE: Sure is. JOHN: Holy, [bleep] balls.

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You really went with the classic design?

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EMPLOYEE: Yep.

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JOHN: Like a [bleep] moon vehicle meets a goddamn horse is what it is.

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Now there's a 2‐door and a 4‐door.

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EMPLOYEE: That's right. JOHN: Shut your butts!

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And who's this little guy right here?

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Look at you, you sporty little [bleep].

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That's almost like‐‐ like this Bronco

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gave birth to that Bronco.

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I thought for sure you would [bleep] this up,

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but god damn, man.

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Oh, y'all, this just brings back so many memories.

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Can I‐‐can I touch it?

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EMPLOYEE: No, no, actually, John, you can't.

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This is just a clay model. So I really wouldn't‐‐

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‐ Just let me‐‐ just let me have this moment.

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Mmm, mmm, mmm! EMPLOYEE: No, no, no,

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no, John, no, no, no, John, please, no!

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‐ [sighs]

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[sighs]

Duration

58 seconds

Views

36

Timestamp in Movie

00:28:51

Uploaded

Jun 03, 2025

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Movie Summary

The unbelievable story of the rise, fall and ultimate redemption of the legendary pitchman for the Ford Bronco.