"John Carter" quotes

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Transported to Barsoom, a Civil War vet discovers a barren planet seemingly inhabited by 12-foot tall barbarians. Finding himself prisoner of these creatures, he escapes, only to encounter Woola and a princess in desperate need of a

Director: Andrew Stanton
Writer: Andrew Stanton, Mark Andrews, Michael Chabon
Production: N/A
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $73,078,100
Released: 09 Mar 2012
Awards: 2 wins & 8 nominations

86 Clips

American Who are you sir - John Carter 00:21
American Who are you sir
Who are you My name is Kantos Kan - John Carter 00:26
Who are you My name is Kantos Kan
Nice monster dog - John Carter 00:04
Nice monster dog
Watch Everyone step back - John Carter 00:32
Watch Everyone step back
Increased strength and agility - John Carter 00:30
Increased strength and agility
John Carter of Mars sounds much better - John Carter 00:20
John Carter of Mars sounds much better
The Jeddak of Zodanga means to crush Helium this very night - John Carter 00:30
The Jeddak of Zodanga means to crush Helium this very night
I claim the right of challenge - John Carter 00:29
I claim the right of challenge
I know that this is not the fate you would have chosen for yourself - John Carter 00:31
I know that this is not the fate you would have chosen for...
Isn't that it - John Carter 00:24
Isn't that it
You're not from Earth There are no Therns - John Carter 00:37
You're not from Earth There are no Therns
I do not think she leads us to the Iss - John Carter 00:36
I do not think she leads us to the Iss
ROAR OF BATTLE CRIES - John Carter 00:33
ROAR OF BATTLE CRIES
So when I was little and we would look up at the stars - John Carter 00:35
So when I was little and we would look up at the stars
What is this place Where am I - John Carter 00:26
What is this place Where am I
This entire structure runs on Ninth Ray isolates - John Carter 00:34
This entire structure runs on Ninth Ray isolates
That my estate shall be held in trust for 25 years - John Carter 00:34
That my estate shall be held in trust for 25 years
Who will pledge their metal to mine - John Carter 00:37
Who will pledge their metal to mine
We are strong because we despise weakness - John Carter 00:16
We are strong because we despise weakness
WHISPERS Dotar Sojat - John Carter 00:32
WHISPERS Dotar Sojat
Dejah How can you - John Carter 00:20
Dejah How can you
I'm getting away - John Carter 00:03
I'm getting away
Homesick for the Thark nursery - John Carter 00:31
Homesick for the Thark nursery
My right arms offend me - John Carter 00:05
My right arms offend me
Ah Zodanga where the men are as limited as the menu - John Carter 00:10
Ah Zodanga where the men are as limited as the menu
DALTON You won't find a keyhole - John Carter 00:20
DALTON You won't find a keyhole
Ten words a minimum - John Carter 00:17
Ten words a minimum
Being a fool is a great luxury Sab Than - John Carter 00:31
Being a fool is a great luxury Sab Than
We don't cause the destruction of a world Captain Carter - John Carter 00:11
We don't cause the destruction of a world Captain Carter
DEJAH Sun then Rasoom - John Carter 00:24
DEJAH Sun then Rasoom
I want his help - John Carter 00:36
I want his help
In the Hall of Science - John Carter 00:16
In the Hall of Science
Jeddak of the Tharks - John Carter 00:33
Jeddak of the Tharks
So you name it and think that you know it - John Carter 00:26
So you name it and think that you know it
I wished to believe it was a sign - John Carter 00:08
I wished to believe it was a sign
50 million miles apart and no way to bridge the gap - John Carter 00:25
50 million miles apart and no way to bridge the gap
JOHN My dear Edgar - John Carter 00:31
JOHN My dear Edgar
Can you read it It's old scripture - John Carter 00:32
Can you read it It's old scripture
Zodanga - John Carter 00:27
Zodanga
Did I not tell you he could jump - John Carter 00:04
Did I not tell you he could jump
You've got me - John Carter 00:33
You've got me
I am the key I am the key - John Carter 00:36
I am the key I am the key
You are ugly but you are beautiful - John Carter 00:08
You are ugly but you are beautiful
You let me know when it gets dangerous - John Carter 00:04
You let me know when it gets dangerous
Get her out of here - John Carter 00:26
Get her out of here
What are you doing - John Carter 00:22
What are you doing
What do you mean - John Carter 01:29
What do you mean
My right arms offend me - John Carter 00:16
My right arms offend me
My name is Kantos Kan - John Carter 00:41
My name is Kantos Kan
You will jump tomorrow - John Carter 00:12
You will jump tomorrow
Increased strength and agility - John Carter 01:02
Increased strength and agility
The Jeddak of Zodanga means to quash Helium this very night - John Carter 00:48
The Jeddak of Zodanga means to quash Helium this very night
And if Helium falls - John Carter 00:48
And if Helium falls
I claim the right of challenge - John Carter 00:27
I claim the right of challenge
You're not from Earth - John Carter 02:55
You're not from Earth
Homesick for the Thark nursery - John Carter 00:36
Homesick for the Thark nursery
Definitely from the South - John Carter 00:17
Definitely from the South
John Carter of Earth - John Carter 00:38
John Carter of Earth
I know that this is not the fate you'd have chosen for yourself - John Carter 00:47
I know that this is not the fate you'd have chosen for...
The prize is Barsoom - John Carter 00:47
The prize is Barsoom
I do not think she leads us to the Iss - John Carter 01:24
I do not think she leads us to the Iss
I've never seen this kind of structure before - John Carter 02:47
I've never seen this kind of structure before
Ever since you were a little girl - John Carter 03:24
Ever since you were a little girl
What is this place - John Carter 00:37
What is this place
His death came as a shock to all of us - John Carter 02:23
His death came as a shock to all of us
Because we despise weakness - John Carter 00:21
Because we despise weakness
You are not Thark - John Carter 01:07
You are not Thark
Where are you going - John Carter 01:07
Where are you going
It's Sab's terms - John Carter 01:49
It's Sab's terms
We do not cause the destruction of a world - John Carter 00:20
We do not cause the destruction of a world
I'm getting away - John Carter 00:10
I'm getting away
Being a fool is a great luxury - John Carter 00:48
Being a fool is a great luxury
War's a shameful thing - John Carter 02:46
War's a shameful thing
You are on Barsoom - John Carter 01:03
You are on Barsoom
In the Hall of Science - John Carter 02:15
In the Hall of Science
Which you always did me the great courtesy of believing - John Carter 01:26
Which you always did me the great courtesy of believing
Jeddak of the Tharks - John Carter 01:57
Jeddak of the Tharks
That something new can come into this world - John Carter 00:21
That something new can come into this world
And no way to bridge the gap - John Carter 03:56
And no way to bridge the gap
Can you read it - John Carter 01:38
Can you read it
Zodanga is winning the war - John Carter 00:37
Zodanga is winning the war
My name is John Carter - John Carter 00:19
My name is John Carter
Captain John Carter - John Carter 00:19
Captain John Carter
He never called me Edgar - John Carter 00:15
He never called me Edgar
Stand behind me - John Carter 00:30
Stand behind me
Derived from a puffer fish - John Carter 01:02
Derived from a puffer fish

Cast

John Carter - Taylor Kitsch
Dejah Thoris - Lynn Collins
Tars Tarkas - Willem Dafoe
Matai Shang - Mark Strong
Tardos Mors - Ciarán Hinds
Sab Than - Dominic West
Kantos Kan - James Purefoy
Sarkoja - Polly Walker
Edgar Rice Burroughs - Daryl Sabara
Stayman #1 - Arkie Reece
Stayman #3 - Davood Ghadami
Lightmaster - Pippa Nixon
Thern #2 - James Embree
Thern #1 - Philip Philmar
Man in the Bowler - Figs Jackman
Pretty Woman in NYC Doorway - Emily Tierney
Telegraph Clerk - Edmund Kente
Thompson - Rupert Frazer
Stable Boy - Kyle Agnew
Dix the Storekeeper - Don Stark
Rowdy #1 - Josh Daugherty
Rowdy #2 - Jared Cyr
Cavalryman - Sean Carrigan
Twitchy Corporal - Dusty Sorg
Stockade Guard - Christopher Goodman
Sarah Carter - Amanda Clayton
Apache Leader - Akima
Apache #1 - Joseph Billingiere
Apache #2 - Aldred Montoya
Thern in Cave - Phil Cheadle
Young Thark Warrior - David Schwimmer
Council Member #1 - Arnie Alpert
Council Member #2 - Ian Ray
Council Member #3 - Peggy Clements
Council Member #4 - Evelyn Dubuc
Council Member #5 - Jhil McEntyre
Vas Kor - Daniel O'Meara
Lightman - Emma Clifford
Bodyguard (Matai) - Oliver Boot
Stayman #1 - Rebecca Sarker
Spotter #2 - Philip Arditti
Thark Bookie - Jon Favreau
Zodangan General - Art Malik
Carter's Wife (Corpse) - Holly Weston
Zodangan Guard - Gary Milner
Matron of Chamber (Matai) - Cate Fowler
Zodangan Officer (Matai) - Darwin Shaw
Elderly Woman (Matai) - Eileen Page
Zodangan Guard - Simon Evans
Priestess - Myriam Acharki
Humble Guard - Steven Cree
Orkney Dig Worker - Garry Tubbs
Doctor - Jeremy Booth
Additional Voice - Jill Baker
Navigator - Mehran Armando
Zodangan Soldier - Christian Black
Dejah's Handmaiden - Ekaterina Botziou
Zodangan Soldier - Chloé Bruce
Barsoomian Audience - Guy C.A.
Victorian Public Man - Ben Champniss
Zodangan Civilian - Bern Collaço
Helium Soldier - Shane B. Cook
Victorian Man - Filippo Delaunay
Medical Student - Hasan Dixon
Heliumite Captain - Mark Dymond
Zodangan - Ramzy El Huraiby
Martian - Shonn Gregory
Helium Swordsman - Walles Hamonde
Zodangan Warrior - Kelly-Marie Kerr
Young Thark Warrior - Matt Lasky
Heliumite - Simone Liebman
Telegraph Boy - Perry Millward
Various Tharks - Rob Oldfield
Helium Soldier - Pavel Pleva
Helium Soldier - Thomas J. Post
Snide Councillor - Raad Rawi
Zogangan Girl - Jacqui Shaw
Zodangan - Bella Sokol
Zodangan Civilian - Alain Stash
Maid - Zoe Thomas
Tattooist - Umit Ulgen
Helium Dignitary - Christian Wolf-La'Moy