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Transported to Barsoom, a Civil War vet discovers a barren planet seemingly inhabited by 12-foot tall barbarians. Finding himself prisoner of these creatures, he escapes, only to encounter Woola and a princess in desperate need of a

Director: Andrew Stanton
Writer: Andrew Stanton, Mark Andrews, Michael Chabon
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, sci-fi
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $73,078,100
Released: 09 Mar 2012
Awards: 2 wins & 8 nominations

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John CarterEdgar Rice BurroughsDejah ThorisTars TarkasSolaMatai ShangSab ThanTelegraph ClerkDaltonKantos KanTardos MorsTal HajusYoung Thark WarriorHumble GuardThern 1
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Derived from a puffer fish - John Carter 01:02 Derived from a puffer fish Which you always did me the great courtesy of believing - John Carter 01:26 Which you always did me the great courtesy of believing You let me know when it gets dangerous - John Carter 00:04 You let me know when it gets dangerous I am the key I am the key - John Carter 00:36 I am the key I am the key You've got me - John Carter 00:33 You've got me Zodanga - John Carter 00:27 Zodanga Can you read it It's old scripture - John Carter 00:32 Can you read it It's old scripture 50 million miles apart and no way to bridge the gap - John Carter 00:25 50 million miles apart and no way to bridge the gap I wished to believe it was a sign - John Carter 00:08 I wished to believe it was a sign Jeddak of the Tharks - John Carter 00:33 Jeddak of the Tharks In the Hall of Science - John Carter 00:16 In the Hall of Science I want his help - John Carter 00:36 I want his help DEJAH Sun then Rasoom - John Carter 00:24 DEJAH Sun then Rasoom We don't cause the destruction of a world Captain Carter - John Carter 00:11 We don't cause the destruction of a world Captain... Being a fool is a great luxury Sab Than - John Carter 00:31 Being a fool is a great luxury Sab Than My right arms offend me - John Carter 00:05 My right arms offend me Homesick for the Thark nursery - John Carter 00:31 Homesick for the Thark nursery I'm getting away - John Carter 00:03 I'm getting away Dejah How can you - John Carter 00:20 Dejah How can you WHISPERS Dotar Sojat - John Carter 00:32 WHISPERS Dotar Sojat We are strong because we despise weakness - John Carter 00:16 We are strong because we despise weakness Who will pledge their metal to mine - John Carter 00:37 Who will pledge their metal to mine This entire structure runs on Ninth Ray isolates - John Carter 00:34 This entire structure runs on Ninth Ray isolates What is this place Where am I - John Carter 00:26 What is this place Where am I So when I was little and we would look up at the stars - John Carter 00:35 So when I was little and we would look up at the stars ROAR OF BATTLE CRIES - John Carter 00:33 ROAR OF BATTLE CRIES I do not think she leads us to the Iss - John Carter 00:36 I do not think she leads us to the Iss You're not from Earth There are no Therns - John Carter 00:37 You're not from Earth There are no Therns Isn't that it - John Carter 00:24 Isn't that it I know that this is not the fate you would have chosen for yourself - John Carter 00:31 I know that this is not the fate you would have chosen for... I claim the right of challenge - John Carter 00:29 I claim the right of challenge The Jeddak of Zodanga means to crush Helium this very night - John Carter 00:30 The Jeddak of Zodanga means to crush Helium this very night John Carter of Mars sounds much better - John Carter 00:20 John Carter of Mars sounds much better Increased strength and agility - John Carter 00:30 Increased strength and agility Watch Everyone step back - John Carter 00:32 Watch Everyone step back Who are you My name is Kantos Kan - John Carter 00:26 Who are you My name is Kantos Kan American Who are you sir - John Carter 00:21 American Who are you sir You are ugly but you are beautiful - John Carter 00:08 You are ugly but you are beautiful Did I not tell you he could jump - John Carter 00:04 Did I not tell you he could jump JOHN My dear Edgar - John Carter 00:31 JOHN My dear Edgar So you name it and think that you know it - John Carter 00:26 So you name it and think that you know it Ten words a minimum - John Carter 00:17 Ten words a minimum DALTON You won't find a keyhole - John Carter 00:20 DALTON You won't find a keyhole Ah Zodanga where the men are as limited as the menu - John Carter 00:10 Ah Zodanga where the men are as limited as the menu That my estate shall be held in trust for 25 years - John Carter 01:03 That my estate shall be held in trust for 25 years Nice monster dog - John Carter 00:04 Nice monster dog Whoa Dotar Sojat - John Carter Whoa Dotar Sojat He is Dotar Sojat - John Carter He is Dotar Sojat 50 million miles apart and no way to bridge the gap - John Carter 02:29 50 million miles apart and no way to bridge the gap A fitting solution for your setback, wouldn't you say, Captain? - John Carter 00:27 A fitting solution for your setback, wouldn't you say, ... A Jeddak. - John Carter 00:10 A Jeddak. Ah Zodanga where the men are as limited as the menu - John Carter 00:10 Ah Zodanga where the men are as limited as the menu All right. - John Carter 00:24 All right. (ALL SHOUTING) - John Carter 00:12 (ALL SHOUTING) American Who are you sir - John Carter 00:21 American Who are you sir And I am yours - John Carter 00:07 And I am yours Argh! - John Carter 00:12 Argh! As the moons are joined in celestial union, - John Carter 00:13 As the moons are joined in celestial union, Barsoom. - John Carter 00:15 Barsoom. (BATTLE CRY) - John Carter 00:06 (BATTLE CRY) Be back in one xat, - John Carter 00:07 Be back in one xat, Being a fool is a great luxury, Sab Than. - John Carter 00:31 Being a fool is a great luxury, Sab Than. By Issus you will jump tomorrow Virginia - John Carter 00:05 By Issus you will jump tomorrow Virginia Can you read it It's old scripture - John Carter 01:23 Can you read it It's old scripture Carter! - John Carter 00:16 Carter! (CHANTING) Virginia! Virginia! Virginia! Virginia! - John Carter 00:05 (CHANTING) Virginia! Virginia! Virginia! Virginia! (CHEERING) - John Carter 00:09 (CHEERING) (CLOTHING CRACKLES) - John Carter 00:18 (CLOTHING CRACKLES) (COCKS WEAPON) - John Carter 00:05 (COCKS WEAPON) (CRIES) - John Carter 00:07 (CRIES) (CROWD CHEERS AND WHOOPS) - John Carter 00:19 (CROWD CHEERS AND WHOOPS) (CRYING) - John Carter 00:06 (CRYING) DALTON You won't find a keyhole - John Carter 00:20 DALTON You won't find a keyhole Deal. - John Carter 00:17 Deal. Dear Ned. - John Carter 00:11 Dear Ned. Dejah ever since you were a little girl - John Carter 01:01 Dejah ever since you were a little girl Dejah, ever since you were a little girl, - John Carter 00:10 Dejah, ever since you were a little girl, DEJAH: I surrender. - John Carter 00:06 DEJAH: I surrender. Dejah Thoris, - John Carter 00:25 Dejah Thoris, Did I not tell you he could jump - John Carter 00:04 Did I not tell you he could jump Do that again and I... (GRUNTS) - John Carter 00:11 Do that again and I... (GRUNTS) Don't you see, Carter? - John Carter 00:09 Don't you see, Carter? Dotar Sojat. - John Carter 00:09 Dotar Sojat. Easy. - John Carter 00:08 Easy. Easy - John Carter 00:08 Easy Every inch a cavalry man to the very end - John Carter 00:27 Every inch a cavalry man to the very end (GASPS) - John Carter 00:21 (GASPS) Get up! Come on. - John Carter 00:07 Get up! Come on. Go back to bed. - John Carter 00:07 Go back to bed.
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Cast

John Carter - Taylor Kitsch
Dejah Thoris - Lynn Collins
Sola - Samantha Morton
Tars Tarkas - Willem Dafoe
Tal Hajus - Thomas Haden Church
All Cast