War's a shameful thing. Not when a noble cause is taken by those who can make a...

John Carter: War's a shameful thing. Dejah Thoris: Not when a noble cause is taken by those who can make a difference. You made a difference today, Virginia. John Carter: Okay. See, my name is John Carter. Virginia is where I'm from. Dejah Thoris: Where did you learn to jump that way? John Carter: I don't know. How'd you learn to fly? Dejah Thoris: Your ships cannot sail on light in Virginia? John Carter: No, professor. See, our ships sail on the seas. Endless water everywhere. Dejah Thoris: [Stares at him then begins to walk around him] Skeleton structure normal... John Carter: What are you doing? Dejah Thoris: [Continues to study him] It must be the density of your bones. [Spanks him] Dejah Thoris: Jump for me! Sola: Enough! There will be time for playfulness later! Dejah Thoris: I want no playfulness from him. I want his help. Explain to me how you do it. If it's a skill, teach it to Helium. Name your price. John Carter: I'm not for hire. I've got a cave of gold of my own. Somewhere [Begins to walk away] Dejah Thoris: Only a madman would rave about the times of oceans! John Carter: Is that your expert's view? I'm mad? Dejah Thoris: Or a liar. Sola: She's a good match for you, Dotar Sojat. John Carter: Don't call me that. Dejah Thoris: There are no seas on the planet. John Carter: You said planet...