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Don't shoot himDon't shoot him Don't shoot himGUNSHOTCRIES OUTWhat is this place Where am ISPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGEIt's alright Virginia Be stillWhere's my damn goldSPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGEEighteen have
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John Carter

Where on earth am I?

Tars Tarkas:
Tars Tarkas:Don't shoot it! Don't shoot it! Don't shoot it!John Carter: What is this place? Where am I?Tars Tarkas: Virginia. It's okay, just relax.John Carter:Where's my damn gold?Young Thark Warrior:Young Thark Warrior:Eighteen have not yet hatched, Jeddak.Tars Tarkas: Then they are not our kind. Leave nothing for the white apes.John Carter: Where on earth am I?

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Don't shoot him
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Don't shoot him Don't shoot him
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GUNSHOT
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CRIES OUT
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What is this place Where am I
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SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE
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It's alright Virginia Be still
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Where's my damn gold
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SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE
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Eighteen have yet to hatch Jeddak
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Then they are weak and not Thark
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Leave nothing for the white apes
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SHOOTING
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COCK WEAPONS
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SHOOTING CONTINUES JOHN Where on Earth am I
Available in 9 languages
Duration
37 seconds
Views
1,235
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:30
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, sci-fi
Production
Walt Disney Pictures

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Movie Summary

Transported to Barsoom, a Civil War vet discovers a barren planet seemingly inhabited by 12-foot tall barbarians. Finding himself prisoner of these creatures, he escapes, only to encounter Woola and a princess in desperate need of a

Actors

Willem Dafoe
Tars Tarkas
Willem Dafoe
Taylor Kitsch
John Carter
Taylor Kitsch
David Schwimmer
Young Thark Warrior
David Schwimmer
Rubbish. - John Carter 00:13
Rubbish.
My Jeddak. - John Carter 00:16
My Jeddak.
I hope. - John Carter 00:19
I hope.
Admiral Kantos Kan. - John Carter 00:22
Admiral Kantos Kan.
Helium is lost. - John Carter 00:23
Helium is lost.
When I read our reports on Sab Than's weapon, I knew. - John Carter 00:37
When I read our reports on Sab Than's weapon, I knew.
Dejah ever since you were a little girlyou've always met the expectations placed on youIt's Sab's termsWhat are theyHe will spare Heliumif you accept his hand in marriageNoHe is a monsterYou must refuse himHe's already on his way hereBut all of my workI - John Carter 02:30
Dejah ever since you were a little girlyou've always...
It's Sab's terms. - John Carter 00:47
It's Sab's terms.
If there were, I would risk anything to seize it. - John Carter 00:22
If there were, I would risk anything to seize it.
So, when I was little, and we would look up at the stars and you would tell me of the heroes whose glory was written in the sky, how there was a star up there for me, - John Carter 00:14
So, when I was little, and we would look up at the stars and...
My Jeddak. - John Carter 00:22
My Jeddak.
My Jeddak. - John Carter 00:14
My Jeddak.
And let us prepare ourselves for a wedding. - John Carter 00:06
And let us prepare ourselves for a wedding.
I have destroyed the device, Matai Shang. - John Carter 00:16
I have destroyed the device, Matai Shang.
(GROANS) - John Carter 00:08
(GROANS)
Sarkoja! - John Carter 00:06
Sarkoja!
(GROANS) - John Carter 00:19
(GROANS)
Sola can take the little white worm. - John Carter 00:06
Sola can take the little white worm.
Be still. - John Carter 00:07
Be still.
What happened to you? - John Carter 00:29
What happened to you?