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"John Dies at the End" quotes

John Dies at the End poster
A new drug promises out-of-body experiences, but users are coming back changed forever, and an otherworldly invasion of Earth is underway.

Director: Don Coscarelli
Writer: Don Coscarelli, David Wong
Production: N/A
Genre: horror, comedy
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 53/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $141,951
Released: 27 Dec 2012
Awards: 2 wins & 6 nominations

26 video clips

DaveFather ShellnutRoger NorthArnie BlondestoneJohnRobert MarleyFred ChuDetective Lawrence 'morgan Freeman' Appleton
SQUEAKING - John Dies at the End 00:36 SQUEAKING What do you think it's like Father What's what like - John Dies at the End 00:22 What do you think it's like Father What's what... Do the bees know that they make the honey for you - John Dies at the End 00:09 Do the bees know that they make the honey for you You know how when you talk to someone on the phone - John Dies at the End 00:48 You know how when you talk to someone on the phone It's John Can you hear me - John Dies at the End 00:22 It's John Can you hear me You're gonna die Arnie Someday you will face that moment - John Dies at the End 00:19 You're gonna die Arnie Someday you will face that... Time is an ocean - John Dies at the End 00:20 Time is an ocean Uh Shelly - John Dies at the End 00:15 Uh Shelly Okay check between the sausage and the bun - John Dies at the End 00:18 Okay check between the sausage and the bun DAVE'S VOICE My name is David Wong - John Dies at the End 00:13 DAVE'S VOICE My name is David Wong Hello Hey this is John - John Dies at the End 00:33 Hello Hey this is John CHUCKLES Man Where are we - John Dies at the End 00:18 CHUCKLES Man Where are we I refuse to believe - John Dies at the End 00:07 I refuse to believe Are you thinking what I'm thinking - John Dies at the End 00:09 Are you thinking what I'm thinking NORMAL TONE And then calm Almost zen - John Dies at the End 00:22 NORMAL TONE And then calm Almost zen I suppose you're wondering - John Dies at the End 00:06 I suppose you're wondering No I was adopted I never knew my real dad - John Dies at the End 00:11 No I was adopted I never knew my real dad Do you dream man - John Dies at the End 00:07 Do you dream man DAVE'S VOICE I'll try to explain this without cursing - John Dies at the End 00:13 DAVE'S VOICE I'll try to explain this without... You don't choose the Soy Sauce - John Dies at the End 00:06 You don't choose the Soy Sauce Last night you had a dream Arnie - John Dies at the End 00:13 Last night you had a dream Arnie They love to play games don't they - John Dies at the End 00:06 They love to play games don't they DAVE'S VOICE That's right Arnie Everything you know is wrong - John Dies at the End 00:05 DAVE'S VOICE That's right Arnie Everything you... Where are you Heaven - John Dies at the End 00:05 Where are you Heaven Suppose you're wondering why I'm here - John Dies at the End 00:23 Suppose you're wondering why I'm here There are some very dark things happening - John Dies at the End 01:11 There are some very dark things happening

Cast

Dave - Chase Williamson
John - Rob Mayes
Arnie Blondestone - Paul Giamatti
Dr. Albert Marconi - Clancy Brown
Detective - Glynn Turman
Roger North - Doug Jones
Largeman - Daniel Roebuck
Amy - Fabianne Therese
Justin White - Jonny Weston
Fred Chu - Jimmy Wong
Robert Marley - Tai Bennett
Shelly - Allison Weissman
Sergeant McElroy - Ethan Erickson
Korrok - Kevin Michael Richardson
Girl with Rastafarian - Riley Rose Critchlow
Old Woman - Pat McNeely
Father Shellnut - Angus Scrimm
Reanimated Dead Guy - Brett Wagner
Self - Bark Lee
Dr. Marconi Assistant - Helena Mehalis
Dr. Marconi Assistant - Maria Mehalis
Mustache Cop - Felix Jerry Droz
Meat Monster - Cesare Gagliardoni
Meat Monster Voice - Headmaster Ernesto
Suspicious Diner - Daniel Schweiger
Bullet Factory Worker - Aaron Godfred
Hardware Store Clerk - Mike Mangan
Mmm Bacon - Michael Q. Schmidt
Child in Ruins - Megan Nicole Koscki
They China Food! Waitress - Jennifer MacKenzie
Officer Johnson - David Hill
Officer Steve - Steve Crest
Woman with Officer - Linda Wolvek
Hot Dog Vendor - Kevin Starai
Largeman Follower - Bob Ivy
Largeman Follower - Kim Robert Koscki
Largeman Follower - Chuck Williams
Largeman Follower - Timothy E. Goodwin
Largeman Follower - Andrew Ritter
The Bearded Scientist - Nathan G. Johnson
Spider Victim - David Hartman
Spider Victim - Kathleen Hartman
Spider Victim - Vivienne Hartman
Spider Victim - D.T. Carney
HLA Officer - Michael Sasso
Three Arm Sally Band - Andrew Coscarelli
Three Arm Sally Band - Tennessee Hamilton
Three Arm Sally Band - Aidan Kassel
Largeman Follower - Archie Archambo
Alien - Cole Coleman
Rasta - Jamie Goucher
Follower - Shane Schoeppner
Main Suit - Ethan Wolvek