Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming...
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Dave:
Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt.
Dave:
Say you have an ax - just a cheap one from Home Depot.
[slow zoom in on man chopping]
Dave:
On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man's already dead. Maybe you should worry, 'cause you're the one who shot him. He'd been a big twitchy guy with veined skin stretched over swollen biceps, tattoo of a swastika on his tongue. And you're chopping off his head because even with eight bullets in him, you're pretty sure he's about to spring back to his feet and eat the look of terror right off your face.
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SQUEAKING
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Umm hey you're you're Amy right
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Um
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do you want a beer
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No my dog just
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bit some Jamaican guy I've got to go find him
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Man my uncle lost a foot in his riding mower
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Says you can still feel it What's that what's that called
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Fantasy leg situation or something like that
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It's called phantom limb syndrome
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and all amputees get it and it goes away
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Asshole
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 142
Timestamp in movie: 00h 17m 20s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: horror, comedy
Summary: A new drug promises out-of-body experiences, but users are coming back changed forever, and an otherworldly invasion of Earth is underway.
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