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John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Although this is different than assembly because you bought tickets,you knew this was...

Although this is different than assembly because you bought tickets,
you knew this was coming

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Although this is different than assembly
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because you bought tickets, you knew this was coming.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:22
Uploaded
Jun 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,Jax Media

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Movie Summary

John Mulaney relays his childhood and Saturday Night Live (1975), eviscerates the value of college, and laments getting older in this comedy special. Other topics include the church, his family, President Trump and pedophiles abdu...
Assembly you never knew was coming when you were a kid. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
Assembly you never knew was coming when you were a kid.
And they were like, "Put down your stuff. Go to the gym." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:09
And they were like, "Put down your stuff. Go to the gy...
This is younger than I thought I would be but we are pretty big assholes." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
This is younger than I thought I would be but we are pretty ...
You're like, "What are we, about to graduate from Tuesday?" - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
You're like, "What are we, about to graduate from...
She'd be like, "Children, rather than continue to teach you how to read, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:15
She'd be like, "Children, rather than continue to ...
As you seven and eight-year-olds probably know, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
As you seven and eight-year-olds probably know,
Weekends, that's Nunzio's time." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
Weekends, that's Nunzio's time."
My social studies teacher yelled at me, "Sit up straight! Show some respect." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:12
My social studies teacher yelled at me, "Sit up straigh...
[audience laughing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
[audience laughing]
That's right. There was always assembly and then, like, that second assembly - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:09
That's right. There was always assembly and then, like,...
They'd be like, "Get in here! Sit down. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
They'd be like, "Get in here! Sit down.
I want to talk about what happened yesterday." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:23
I want to talk about what happened yesterday."
We noticed you had all been bullying each other - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
We noticed you had all been bullying each other
So we invite a woman - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:18
So we invite a woman
What was so funny about when she couldn't fit the box of puppets - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
What was so funny about when she couldn't fit the box o...
What was so hilarious that you all ran to the windows? - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
What was so hilarious that you all ran to the windows?
Well, you all missed a valuable lesson on the danger of cliques." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:28
Well, you all missed a valuable lesson on the danger of cliq...
Yeah, the hottest ticket in town. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
Yeah, the hottest ticket in town.
You are gathered together as a school - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:11
You are gathered together as a school
We had the same Stranger Danger speaker every year when I was a kid, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
We had the same Stranger Danger speaker every year when I wa...