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Duration
4 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:35
Uploaded
Jun 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,Jax Media

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Movie Summary

John Mulaney relays his childhood and Saturday Night Live (1975), eviscerates the value of college, and laments getting older in this comedy special. Other topics include the church, his family, President Trump and pedophiles abdu...
I like to throw an "I'm kidding" at the ends of jokes now, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
I like to throw an "I'm kidding" at the ends...
You ever heard a joke played in court? Never goes well. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
You ever heard a joke played in court? Never goes well.
They're like, "'And that's why you shouldn't give... to charity.' - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:13
They're like, "'And that's why you shoul...
[chuckles] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
[chuckles]
So, some friends of mine were sued in college for property damage. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
So, some friends of mine were sued in college for property d...
And they were guilty. And the lawsuit dragged on for years and years - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:09
And they were guilty. And the lawsuit dragged on for years a...
It was my friend from college, he said, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:33
It was my friend from college, he said,
Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that...
Okay. See you at improv practice.'" - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:19
Okay. See you at improv practice.'"
But I am in a new phase right before old called "gross." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:10
But I am in a new phase right before old called "gross....
I am damp now - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
I am damp now
[chuckles] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
[chuckles]
The butt part of my pants is a little damp a lot - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:09
The butt part of my pants is a little damp a lot
I'll be sitting at a restaurant and I'll get up and I'll be like, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
I'll be sitting at a restaurant and I'll get up an...
When I was a kid and I wanted to burp, I'd be like, "Silence!" - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
When I was a kid and I wanted to burp, I'd be like, &qu...
Now I'm trying to push 'em down and muscle through 'em. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
Now I'm trying to push 'em down and muscle through...
I'll be at dinner, just doing the bread and the seltzer, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
I'll be at dinner, just doing the bread and the seltzer...
Because we have a travel-- She has a travel agent if-- - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
Because we have a travel-- She has a travel agent if--
From the... [belches] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
From the... [belches]
[audience laughing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
[audience laughing]