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John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

What kind of a cokehead relativeis my college?

[audience cheering] What kind of a cokehead relative
is my college?

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What kind of a cokehead relative is my college?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:32
Uploaded
Jun 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,Jax Media

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Movie Summary

John Mulaney relays his childhood and Saturday Night Live (1975), eviscerates the value of college, and laments getting older in this comedy special. Other topics include the church, his family, President Trump and pedophiles abdu...
I gave you more money than the Civil War cost - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
I gave you more money than the Civil War cost
Where's my money? I felt like Jimmy Stewart in It's a Wonderful Life - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
Where's my money? I felt like Jimmy Stewart in It'...
[as Jimmy Stewart] "Where's the money? Where's that money, you fat motherfucker? - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
[as Jimmy Stewart] "Where's the money? Where'...
Where's my money? Stay down on the ground, you motherfucker!" - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
Where's my money? Stay down on the ground, you motherfu...
A hundred and twenty thousand dollars! - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
A hundred and twenty thousand dollars!
I have friends I went to college with - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:10
I have friends I went to college with
If you're an adult still giving money to your college, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:10
If you're an adult still giving money to your college,
She's not going to do anything else for you. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
She's not going to do anything else for you.
In their letter they were like, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:10
In their letter they were like,
I gave you $120,000 - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:20
I gave you $120,000
[audience laughing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
[audience laughing]
[babbles] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
[babbles]
I went to college, I was 18 years old, I looked like I was 11. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
I went to college, I was 18 years old, I looked like I was 1...
I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle.
I didn't drink water the entire time. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
I didn't drink water the entire time.
I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and Adderall. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and Adderall.
College was like a four-year game show - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
College was like a four-year game show
But instead of winning money, you lose $120,000. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
But instead of winning money, you lose $120,000.
By the way, I agreed to give them $120,000 when I was 17 years old. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
By the way, I agreed to give them $120,000 when I was 17 yea...
They tricked me. They tricked me like Brendan Dassey on Making a Murderer. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
They tricked me. They tricked me like Brendan Dassey on Ma...