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John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

I love doing stand-up for crowdsbecause this right here, this reminds me of assemblyin...

[audience laughing] I love doing stand-up for crowds
because this right here, this reminds me of assembly
in grade school

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I love doing stand-up for crowds because this right here,
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this reminds me of assembly in grade school.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:48
Uploaded
Jun 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,Jax Media

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Movie Summary

John Mulaney relays his childhood and Saturday Night Live (1975), eviscerates the value of college, and laments getting older in this comedy special. Other topics include the church, his family, President Trump and pedophiles abdu...
This is the closest we get in adult life to assembly. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
This is the closest we get in adult life to assembly.
'Cause look at you all, you're just sitting there in chairs, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:12
'Cause look at you all, you're just sitting there ...
Although this is different than assembly - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
Although this is different than assembly
Assembly you never knew was coming when you were a kid. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
Assembly you never knew was coming when you were a kid.
And they were like, "Put down your stuff. Go to the gym." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:09
And they were like, "Put down your stuff. Go to the gy...
This is younger than I thought I would be but we are pretty big assholes." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
This is younger than I thought I would be but we are pretty ...
You're like, "What are we, about to graduate from Tuesday?" - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
You're like, "What are we, about to graduate from...
She'd be like, "Children, rather than continue to teach you how to read, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:15
She'd be like, "Children, rather than continue to ...
As you seven and eight-year-olds probably know, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
As you seven and eight-year-olds probably know,
Weekends, that's Nunzio's time." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
Weekends, that's Nunzio's time."
My social studies teacher yelled at me, "Sit up straight! Show some respect." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:12
My social studies teacher yelled at me, "Sit up straigh...
[audience laughing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
[audience laughing]
That's right. There was always assembly and then, like, that second assembly - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:09
That's right. There was always assembly and then, like,...
They'd be like, "Get in here! Sit down. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
They'd be like, "Get in here! Sit down.
I want to talk about what happened yesterday." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:23
I want to talk about what happened yesterday."
We noticed you had all been bullying each other - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
We noticed you had all been bullying each other
So we invite a woman - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:18
So we invite a woman
What was so funny about when she couldn't fit the box of puppets - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
What was so funny about when she couldn't fit the box o...
What was so hilarious that you all ran to the windows? - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
What was so hilarious that you all ran to the windows?
Well, you all missed a valuable lesson on the danger of cliques." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:28
Well, you all missed a valuable lesson on the danger of cliq...