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John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

It was charitable,but it was also fast and violent, because I was throwing boxes...

It was charitable,
but it was also fast and violent, because I was throwing boxes at people

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It was charitable, but it was also fast and violent,
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because I was throwing boxes at people.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:05
Uploaded
Jun 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,Jax Media

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Movie Summary

John Mulaney relays his childhood and Saturday Night Live (1975), eviscerates the value of college, and laments getting older in this comedy special. Other topics include the church, his family, President Trump and pedophiles abdu...
I was like, "This one's shirts. I got a bunch of shirts! Take 'em away!" - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
I was like, "This one's shirts. I got a bunch of s...
He's like, "Take this receipt for the clothing for your taxes." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
He's like, "Take this receipt for the clothing for...
"Dear IRS, please deduct from my federal income tax - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:09
"Dear IRS, please deduct from my federal income tax
My mom said it could be a sleep shirt. Please deduct this from my 2017 income." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:09
My mom said it could be a sleep shirt. Please deduct this fr...
"Well, if it's too big you can just wear it as a sleep shirt." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:16
"Well, if it's too big you can just wear it as a s...
"Because we don't say that when someone gives us a gift - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
"Because we don't say that when someone gives us a...
So rather than violate these meaningless politeness rules, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:11
So rather than violate these meaningless politeness rules,
Why don't you give me a candle for looking in the mirror - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:12
Why don't you give me a candle for looking in the mirro...
Was there ever even a ghost, Mother, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:10
Was there ever even a ghost, Mother,
[audience cheering] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
[audience cheering]
I like to throw an "I'm kidding" at the ends of jokes now, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
I like to throw an "I'm kidding" at the ends...
You ever heard a joke played in court? Never goes well. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
You ever heard a joke played in court? Never goes well.
They're like, "'And that's why you shouldn't give... to charity.' - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:13
They're like, "'And that's why you shoul...
[chuckles] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
[chuckles]
So, some friends of mine were sued in college for property damage. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
So, some friends of mine were sued in college for property d...
And they were guilty. And the lawsuit dragged on for years and years - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:09
And they were guilty. And the lawsuit dragged on for years a...
It was my friend from college, he said, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:33
It was my friend from college, he said,
Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that...
Okay. See you at improv practice.'" - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:19
Okay. See you at improv practice.'"
But I am in a new phase right before old called "gross." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:10
But I am in a new phase right before old called "gross....