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John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

I'm getting grumpy, which I don't like, I don't like any new songs. I don't like any new...

John Mulaney: I'm getting grumpy, which I don't like, I don't like any new songs. I don't like any new songs. 'Cause every new song is about how 'tonight is the night', and how 'we only have tonight'. That's a message in 90% of songs, that's such 19-year-old garbage. I wanna songs for people in their 30s, called 'tonight's no good, how about Wednesday?' '... oh, you're in Houston on Wednesday?... oh ok, then let's just not see each other for 6 months, and it doesn't matter at all'

Full Transcript

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It's tempting
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I get grumpy about some things
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Like I can't listen to any new songs
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because every new song is about how tonight is the night
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and how we only have tonight
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That is such 19 year old horseshit
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I want to write songs for people in their 30s
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called Tonight's No Good How About Wednesday
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Oh You're in Dallas on Wednesday Okay
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Well Let's Just Not See Each Other for Eight Months
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And It Doesn't Matter at All
Duration
34 seconds
Views
86
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:10
Uploaded
May 05, 2024
Genres
comedy
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,Jax Media

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Movie Summary

John Mulaney relays his childhood and Saturday Night Live (1975), eviscerates the value of college, and laments getting older in this comedy special. Other topics include the church, his family, President Trump and pedophiles abdu...
That is such 19-year-old horseshit. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
That is such 19-year-old horseshit.
Oh, You're in Dallas on Wednesday? Okay. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
Oh, You're in Dallas on Wednesday? Okay.
Well, Let's Just Not See Each Other for Eight Months - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:21
Well, Let's Just Not See Each Other for Eight Months
But now, at the end of my life, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:11
But now, at the end of my life,
I had a very weird job in my mid-20s for about four and a half years. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
I had a very weird job in my mid-20s for about four and a ha...
I was a writer right across the street over at  Saturday Night Live. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
I was a writer right across the street over at  Saturday Nig...
-It was very exciting. Yeah. -[audience cheering] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
-It was very exciting. Yeah. -[audience cheering]
If you haven't seen the show, you gotta check it out. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
If you haven't seen the show, you gotta check it out.
They have a host and a musical guest. Oh, my God, you're going to love it. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:04
They have a host and a musical guest. Oh, my God, you'r...
Okay, my favorite host ever introducing a musical guest was this. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
Okay, my favorite host ever introducing a musical guest was ...
The host was Sir Patrick Stewart, the great Sir Patrick Stewart, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
The host was Sir Patrick Stewart, the great Sir Patrick Stew...
"Ladies and gentlemen, Salt-N-Pepa!" - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
"Ladies and gentlemen, Salt-N-Pepa!"
Like minutes before they'd been, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:18
Like minutes before they'd been,
And they would all come in to Saturday Night Live - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
And they would all come in to Saturday Night Live
It'd be like if you went into your childhood bedroom - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
It'd be like if you went into your childhood bedroom
Yeah, he's Joe DiMaggio, he's a legend, he had sex with Marilyn Monroe, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
Yeah, he's Joe DiMaggio, he's a legend, he had sex...
[audience laughing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
[audience laughing]
My friends were all like, "Is he nice?" - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
My friends were all like, "Is he nice?"
He's played to stadiums of 20,000 people cheering for him like he's a god - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
He's played to stadiums of 20,000 people cheering for h...
If you do that for 50 years, you're never again going to be like, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:11
If you do that for 50 years, you're never again going t...