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John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

That'll throw him off his rhythm." That was a big thing with Bittenbinder,throwing...

That'll throw him off his rhythm." That was a big thing with Bittenbinder,
throwing pedophiles off their rhythm

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That'll throw him off his rhythm."
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That was a big thing with Bittenbinder, throwing pedophiles off their rhythm.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:54
Uploaded
Jun 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,Jax Media

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Movie Summary

John Mulaney relays his childhood and Saturday Night Live (1975), eviscerates the value of college, and laments getting older in this comedy special. Other topics include the church, his family, President Trump and pedophiles abdu...
"He's not gonna know how to fight back with two little sneakers coming at him." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:18
"He's not gonna know how to fight back with two li...
He was more like, "Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange juice. That's life." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
He was more like, "Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange ...
Bittenbinder, he didn't want us to not get kidnapped. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
Bittenbinder, he didn't want us to not get kidnapped.
He wanted us to almost get kidnapped - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:09
He wanted us to almost get kidnapped
"We're here with seven-year-old John Mulaney - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:10
"We're here with seven-year-old John Mulaney
When I saw the perp approachin', - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
When I saw the perp approachin',
This created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
This created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance
Then I reach into his jacket pocket where I had planted a gram of coke - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:15
Then I reach into his jacket pocket where I had planted a gr...
You're doing two to ten and your kids are going into Social Services.' - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
You're doing two to ten and your kids are going into So...
Then I grab a telephone book and I beat him on the torso with it. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
Then I grab a telephone book and I beat him on the torso wit...
'Cause as any Chicago cop will tell ya, a phone book doesn't leave bruises." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:20
'Cause as any Chicago cop will tell ya, a phone book do...
[audience laughing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:10
[audience laughing]
Okay. Your odds of coming back alive from the primary location, about 60%. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
Okay. Your odds of coming back alive from the primary locati...
But if you are taken to a secondary location, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:15
But if you are taken to a secondary location,
If I'm at a place, I never want to go to another place. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
If I'm at a place, I never want to go to another place.
I'll be at a wedding reception and someone'll be like, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
I'll be at a wedding reception and someone'll be l...
We're all gonna get drinks and keep the party going." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
We're all gonna get drinks and keep the party going.&qu...
In high school people were like, "What are your top three colleges?" - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:13
In high school people were like, "What are your top thr...
I just got a letter from my college, which was fun 'cause mail, you know? - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
I just got a letter from my college, which was fun 'cau...
So I open up the letter and they said, "Hey, John, it's college. You remember?" - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:15
So I open up the letter and they said, "Hey, John, it&#...