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Well, in that split-second, that's when he's going to stab you
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John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Well, in that split-second,that's when he's going to stab you

Well, in that split-second,
that's when he's going to stab you

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Well, in that split-second, that's when he's going to stab you.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:40
Uploaded
Jun 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
3 Arts Entertainment,Jax Media

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Movie Summary

John Mulaney relays his childhood and Saturday Night Live (1975), eviscerates the value of college, and laments getting older in this comedy special. Other topics include the church, his family, President Trump and pedophiles abdu...
You put a $50 bill in the money clip then when a guy flashes a blade, you go, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:22
You put a $50 bill in the money clip then when a guy flashes...
"Hey, Dad. Can I have a silver money clip with a $50 bill in it, please? - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
"Hey, Dad. Can I have a silver money clip with a $50 bi...
I'm only going to chuck it into the gutter - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
I'm only going to chuck it into the gutter
The man with the mustache told me to do it." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
The man with the mustache told me to do it."
Let's say a kidnapper throws you in the back of a trunk..." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
Let's say a kidnapper throws you in the back of a trun...
[audience laughing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
[audience laughing]
[chuckles] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
[chuckles]
Find the carpet that covers the taillight, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:26
Find the carpet that covers the taillight,
[audience laughing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
[audience laughing]
You kids have no upper body strength." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:10
You kids have no upper body strength."
You kids fall down on your back and you kick upward at him. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
You kids fall down on your back and you kick upward at him.
That'll throw him off his rhythm." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:08
That'll throw him off his rhythm."
"He's not gonna know how to fight back with two little sneakers coming at him." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:18
"He's not gonna know how to fight back with two li...
He was more like, "Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange juice. That's life." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
He was more like, "Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange ...
Bittenbinder, he didn't want us to not get kidnapped. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:05
Bittenbinder, he didn't want us to not get kidnapped.
He wanted us to almost get kidnapped - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:09
He wanted us to almost get kidnapped
"We're here with seven-year-old John Mulaney - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:10
"We're here with seven-year-old John Mulaney
When I saw the perp approachin', - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:07
When I saw the perp approachin',
This created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:06
This created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance
Then I reach into his jacket pocket where I had planted a gram of coke - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City 00:15
Then I reach into his jacket pocket where I had planted a gr...