There was this sort of chivalrous policy on campus back then, where, late at night, if...

John Mulaney:
There was this sort of chivalrous policy on campus back then, where, late at night, if female students were leaving the library unaccompanied, male students were encouraged to wait out in front and offer to walk them home. That sounds good, right? So, my mom tells me that Bill Clinton would be out in front of the library every single night... just being like, "Hey, can I walk ya home? Hey, can I walk ya home? Hey, can I walk ya home? Hey, can I walk ya home?" And one night, my mom was leaving the library, and Bill Clinton was like, "Hey, can I walk ya home?" And my mom was like, "Hell, yes."