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"John Tucker Must Die" quotes

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Three ex-girlfriends of a serial cheater set up their former lover to fall for the new girl in town so they can watch him get his heart broken.

Director: Betty Thomas
Writer: Jeff Lowell
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $41,011,711
Released: 28 Jul 2006
Awards: 2 wins & 2 nominations

54 video clips

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Is not to do this - John Tucker Must Die 00:28 Is not to do this Coach Claypoole is in the hospital - John Tucker Must Die 00:12 Coach Claypoole is in the hospital Okay Jennifer Alison Molly - John Tucker Must Die 00:11 Okay Jennifer Alison Molly Beth's still in the truck - John Tucker Must Die 00:06 Beth's still in the truck Oh Well before I say yes - John Tucker Must Die 00:18 Oh Well before I say yes Did you like the flowers - John Tucker Must Die 00:12 Did you like the flowers Oh You're the other Tucker - John Tucker Must Die 00:29 Oh You're the other Tucker So you're lab partners with Kate right - John Tucker Must Die 00:33 So you're lab partners with Kate right John Tucker there's only one guy out there for me - John Tucker Must Die 00:09 John Tucker there's only one guy out there for me Smarter than me and so far uh - John Tucker Must Die 00:06 Smarter than me and so far uh It's not that hard Um - John Tucker Must Die 00:21 It's not that hard Um So um where is everybody - John Tucker Must Die 00:19 So um where is everybody So what are you girls up to - John Tucker Must Die 00:07 So what are you girls up to John and I belong together - John Tucker Must Die 00:10 John and I belong together So hydrogen and oxygen are getting a drink - John Tucker Must Die 00:15 So hydrogen and oxygen are getting a drink I'm so depressed I couldn't even enjoy the break up sex - John Tucker Must Die 00:10 I'm so depressed I couldn't even enjoy the break... It's like letting your best friend sleep in a silk hammock - John Tucker Must Die 00:12 It's like letting your best friend sleep in a silk... Either way it's always all about him - John Tucker Must Die 00:05 Either way it's always all about him What the hell - John Tucker Must Die 00:46 What the hell I'm going to be your new father - John Tucker Must Die 00:03 I'm going to be your new father How exactly did he get burned - John Tucker Must Die 00:14 How exactly did he get burned You should totally wear underwear to school - John Tucker Must Die 00:04 You should totally wear underwear to school Hasta la vista motherf - John Tucker Must Die 00:06 Hasta la vista motherf You know for you I don't have to give up all meat - John Tucker Must Die 00:04 You know for you I don't have to give up all meat I don't think she's your type though - John Tucker Must Die 00:06 I don't think she's your type though You don't just pop an '82 Bordeaux - John Tucker Must Die 00:05 You don't just pop an '82 Bordeaux I'm so depressed I couldn't even enjoy the break up sex - John Tucker Must Die 00:10 I'm so depressed I couldn't even enjoy the break... It's not even my date - John Tucker Must Die 00:06 It's not even my date I'll let you in on a secret though - John Tucker Must Die 00:09 I'll let you in on a secret though John and I belong together - John Tucker Must Die 00:10 John and I belong together I don't get it - John Tucker Must Die 00:34 I don't get it I wish it couldjust be simple like a retro pop song - John Tucker Must Die 00:17 I wish it couldjust be simple like a retro pop song Maybe sometimes I come on too strong - John Tucker Must Die 00:12 Maybe sometimes I come on too strong You need to see this - John Tucker Must Die 01:06 You need to see this Says I'm special on the inside - John Tucker Must Die 00:06 Says I'm special on the inside Your butt is my screensaver - John Tucker Must Die 00:05 Your butt is my screensaver Yeah you can't really hum to Cheap Trick - John Tucker Must Die 00:04 Yeah you can't really hum to Cheap Trick You I'm sorry - John Tucker Must Die 00:14 You I'm sorry I wanna bring down you know who - John Tucker Must Die 00:24 I wanna bring down you know who Un believable - John Tucker Must Die 00:09 Un believable Oh I'd like that but there's a problem - John Tucker Must Die 00:05 Oh I'd like that but there's a problem So I'm not just some '82 Bordeaux - John Tucker Must Die 00:05 So I'm not just some '82 Bordeaux Did you like the flowers - John Tucker Must Die 00:12 Did you like the flowers I have to pee - John Tucker Must Die 00:04 I have to pee Hey if I wanted to listen to an asshole I would've farted - John Tucker Must Die 00:05 Hey if I wanted to listen to an asshole I would've... She's right I mean he's always making me feel guilty - John Tucker Must Die 00:33 She's right I mean he's always making me feel... You weren't at the party last night Where were you - John Tucker Must Die 00:10 You weren't at the party last night Where were you You mean he was able to get intimate without being - John Tucker Must Die 00:07 You mean he was able to get intimate without being BOY Holy jama lama - John Tucker Must Die 00:08 BOY Holy jama lama Don't forget to lock the door when you sneak out - John Tucker Must Die 00:05 Don't forget to lock the door when you sneak out You're Heather right I'm Kate - John Tucker Must Die 00:04 You're Heather right I'm Kate I can't believe I ate meat for him - John Tucker Must Die 00:08 I can't believe I ate meat for him He's probably in town for a layover - John Tucker Must Die 00:09 He's probably in town for a layover I don't think it works like that - John Tucker Must Die 00:09 I don't think it works like that

Cast

John Tucker - Jesse Metcalfe
Kate - Brittany Snow
Heather - Ashanti
Beth - Sophia Bush
Carrie - Arielle Kebbel
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