"Johnny Dangerously" quotes

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Set in the 1930s, an honest, good-hearted man is forced to turn to a life of crime to finance his neurotic mother's sky-rocketing medical bills.

Director: Amy Heckerling
Writer: Norman Steinberg, Bernie Kukoff, Harry Colomby
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 54/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $17,124,395
Released: 21 Dec 1984
Awards: N/A

58 Clips

You got to take better care of yourself - Johnny Dangerously 00:12 You got to take better care of yourself Sally's place is in the home - Johnny Dangerously 00:11 Sally's place is in the home Sally's place is in the home - Johnny Dangerously 00:11 Sally's place is in the home Johnny and the mothers are playin' Stompin at the Savoy in Vermont - Johnny Dangerously 00:07 Johnny and the mothers are playin' Stompin at the Savoy in... I love him but someday I'm going to knock him on his ass - Johnny Dangerously 00:06 I love him but someday I'm going to knock him on his ass The Lower East Side this really sucks - Johnny Dangerously 00:06 The Lower East Side this really sucks You and the rest of your bastiges can gamble - Johnny Dangerously 00:13 You and the rest of your bastiges can gamble How do you get laid in 1930 - Johnny Dangerously 00:06 How do you get laid in 1930 Have you got the number of that other plumber - Johnny Dangerously 00:07 Have you got the number of that other plumber Say kid - Johnny Dangerously 00:08 Say kid This goes through armor through the victim - Johnny Dangerously 00:09 This goes through armor through the victim Hiya Vito - Johnny Dangerously 00:10 Hiya Vito What you cooking Ma - Johnny Dangerously 00:09 What you cooking Ma With a father like Killer Kelly - Johnny Dangerously 00:11 With a father like Killer Kelly Hey Pope How'd you know - Johnny Dangerously 00:20 Hey Pope How'd you know Dirty Jew shanty nigger white trash bastard - Johnny Dangerously 00:09 Dirty Jew shanty nigger white trash bastard This is fargin war - Johnny Dangerously 00:05 This is fargin war You lousy Wop Slovak Chink Jap - Johnny Dangerously 00:07 You lousy Wop Slovak Chink Jap Hi Dr Magnus How's my mother - Johnny Dangerously 00:15 Hi Dr Magnus How's my mother Dr Magnus How's my mother - Johnny Dangerously 00:19 Dr Magnus How's my mother All right - Johnny Dangerously 00:14 All right Johnny is this true - Johnny Dangerously 00:07 Johnny is this true Johnny ain't guilty - Johnny Dangerously 00:28 Johnny ain't guilty Putting up shelf paper - Johnny Dangerously 00:06 Putting up shelf paper I know what you can't say You want to get laid - Johnny Dangerously 00:10 I know what you can't say You want to get laid You fargin sneaky bastige - Johnny Dangerously 00:23 You fargin sneaky bastige Mom it's prohibition - Johnny Dangerously 00:07 Mom it's prohibition Maybe there is a rainbow for us out there - Johnny Dangerously 00:36 Maybe there is a rainbow for us out there Then I decided to leave Pittsburgh and come here to Chicago - Johnny Dangerously 00:24 Then I decided to leave Pittsburgh and come here to Chicago I'm not wearing a bra - Johnny Dangerously 00:06 I'm not wearing a bra I should've never picked that name - Johnny Dangerously 00:20 I should've never picked that name Commissioner - Johnny Dangerously 00:22 Commissioner You shouldn't shoot me Johnny - Johnny Dangerously 00:07 You shouldn't shoot me Johnny Dr Michael Hertzberg to surgery - Johnny Dangerously 00:08 Dr Michael Hertzberg to surgery You're like a daughter to me - Johnny Dangerously 00:11 You're like a daughter to me Bless the saints An ashtray - Johnny Dangerously 00:08 Bless the saints An ashtray Sick Dumb ass - Johnny Dangerously 00:08 Sick Dumb ass Mom it's prohibition - Johnny Dangerously 00:07 Mom it's prohibition How's tricks Moronie - Johnny Dangerously 00:14 How's tricks Moronie I fulfilled a lot of predictions - Johnny Dangerously 00:07 I fulfilled a lot of predictions The years didn't soften Moronie He continued to murder the English language - Johnny Dangerously 00:09 The years didn't soften Moronie He continued to murder the... Dames are put on this Earth to weaken us drain our energy - Johnny Dangerously 00:08 Dames are put on this Earth to weaken us drain our energy I got something to stop him - Johnny Dangerously 00:14 I got something to stop him My name's Dangerously Johnny Dangerously - Johnny Dangerously 00:09 My name's Dangerously Johnny Dangerously Open up It's Ma Kelly - Johnny Dangerously 00:20 Open up It's Ma Kelly How'd you like to make some money - Johnny Dangerously 00:06 How'd you like to make some money You would have taken the bullet for me - Johnny Dangerously 00:09 You would have taken the bullet for me You shouldn't kick me in the balls - Johnny Dangerously 00:09 You shouldn't kick me in the balls Why you miserable corksucker - Johnny Dangerously 00:05 Why you miserable corksucker Times were good in America - Johnny Dangerously 00:31 Times were good in America Calling all cars Be on the lookout for - Johnny Dangerously 00:21 Calling all cars Be on the lookout for You got those - Johnny Dangerously 00:07 You got those Your turn Johnny - Johnny Dangerously 01:10 Your turn Johnny That Roman Troy Moronie is responsible for the Mother's Day massacre - Johnny Dangerously 00:15 That Roman Troy Moronie is responsible for the Mother's Day... You shouldn't grab me Johnny - Johnny Dangerously 00:07 You shouldn't grab me Johnny Get this to Johnny on the grapevine - Johnny Dangerously 00:53 Get this to Johnny on the grapevine Don't hang me on a hook - Johnny Dangerously 00:08 Don't hang me on a hook I would like to direct this - Johnny Dangerously 00:31 I would like to direct this

Cast

Johnny Dangerously - Michael Keaton
Danny Vermin - Joe Piscopo
Lil Sheridan - Marilu Henner
Jocko Dundee - Peter Boyle
Tommy Kelly - Griffin Dunne
The Pope - Dom DeLuise
Roman Troy Moronie - Richard Dimitri
Pat - Ron Carey
Vendor - Ray Walston
Arthur - Dick Butkus
Young Johnny - Byron Thames
Desk Sergeant - Alan Hale Jr.
Charley - Scott Thomson
Mary Margaret Catherine Dineen - Sudie Bond
Dutch - Mark Jantzen
Manny - Gary Watkins
Mayor - Hank Garrett
Tony Scarano - Leonard Termo
Young Tommy - Troy W. Slaten
Boy in Suit - Alexander Hertzberg
Young Vermin - Georg Olden
Mrs. Capone - Cynthia Szigeti
Girl on Steps - Elizabeth Arlen
Prisoner - Richard Warwick
Prisoner - Mike Finneran
Prisoner - Paul B. Brice
Prisoner - Will Seltzer
Prisoner - Dick Balduzzi
Prisoner - Gordon Zimmerman
Blond Girl - Katie La Bourdette
Reporter Duffy - Norman Steinberg
Henchman - Frank Slaten
Photographer - Dean R. Miller
Dr. Zillman - Neal Israel
Reporter Diering - Jerome Michaels
Priest - Jack Nance
Chorus Girl - Joy Michael
Dr. Magnus - Carl Gottlieb
Mrs. Zimmer - Paula Dell
Policeman - Harvey Parry
T-Shirt Vendor - Jeffrey Weissman
Prisoner Rabbi - Richard A. Roth
Governor - Chuck Hicks
Female Butler - Trisha Long
Warden - Hal Riddle
Man - Mert Rich
Nightclub Patron - Bill Baker
Club Patron - Robert Buckingham
Biplane Pilot - Robert D'Arcy
Deathrow Inmate - Joe Flaherty
Wife Visiting Prisoner - Helen Kelly
Delivery Man - Taylor Negron
Thug - Danny Nero
Club Patron - Nick Raymond
Club Patron - Hunter Roberts
Police Officer - Hank Robinson
Gangster - Stan Rodarte
Gangster - Mark Rodney
Roman Moronie's Building Planner - Vincent Schiavelli
Hometown Neighbor Dancer - Catherine Wilkinson
Theater Patron - Tom Willett