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"Johnny English" quotes

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After a sudden attack on MI5, Johnny English, Britain's most confident, yet unintelligent spy, becomes Britain's only spy.

Director: Peter Howitt
Writer: Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, Will Davies
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $28,082,366
Released: 18 Jul 2003
Awards: 6 nominations

41 video clips

Lorna CampbellJohnny EnglishRogerPascal Sauvage, The Greedy FrenchmanOfficial At FuneralElderly ManArchbishop Of CanterburyPegasus' SecretaryCarlos VendettaQueenScottish BishopWelsh Bishop
Pascal Sauvage - Johnny English 01:37 Pascal Sauvage May all your daughters be born with three bottoms - Johnny English 00:17 May all your daughters be born with three bottoms It is the end Herr English - Johnny English 00:27 It is the end Herr English We can't afford any mistakes not tonight - Johnny English 00:11 We can't afford any mistakes not tonight Everything in order English - Johnny English 00:13 Everything in order English Are you all right sir Yes I landed on something quite soft - Johnny English 00:08 Are you all right sir Yes I landed on something quite soft It may be pitch black but we can still see Can we sir How - Johnny English 00:32 It may be pitch black but we can still see Can we sir How Are you gonna sit here in this grotty flat feeling sorry for yourself - Johnny English 00:13 Are you gonna sit here in this grotty flat feeling sorry for... My God what have they done to you - Johnny English 00:08 My God what have they done to you Pull yourself together It's only a bit of poo - Johnny English 00:05 Pull yourself together It's only a bit of poo There are some items you need to sign before your briefing - Johnny English 00:28 There are some items you need to sign before your briefing So are you here in some professional capacity - Johnny English 00:18 So are you here in some professional capacity I can't hear anything I'm into ultrasonic - Johnny English 00:06 I can't hear anything I'm into ultrasonic All this stupid little country have to do is stand in line - Johnny English 00:16 All this stupid little country have to do is stand in line All right so I was wrong about the archbishop's bottom - Johnny English 00:06 All right so I was wrong about the archbishop's bottom But he's the only lead we've got We have to find him - Johnny English 00:35 But he's the only lead we've got We have to find... Arrest that man - Johnny English 00:07 Arrest that man My bottom will be king of England before you are - Johnny English 00:07 My bottom will be king of England before you are I knew it Shall we call for backup sir - Johnny English 00:10 I knew it Shall we call for backup sir Terrible - Johnny English 00:05 Terrible So what you're saying sir is there must have been two of them - Johnny English 00:20 So what you're saying sir is there must have been two... Your dependence on hardware really does amuse me Bough - Johnny English 00:17 Your dependence on hardware really does amuse me Bough Guests Gasping I've managed to subdue the assailant - Johnny English 00:10 Guests Gasping I've managed to subdue the assailant Are you coming over here in a minute sir - Johnny English 00:05 Are you coming over here in a minute sir Get your car keys We've got work to do - Johnny English 00:21 Get your car keys We've got work to do Women want safety security I can offer them nothing but danger - Johnny English 00:21 Women want safety security I can offer them nothing but... You obviously haven't met our host Monsieur Sauvage - Johnny English 00:39 You obviously haven't met our host Monsieur Sauvage Do you or do you you not - Johnny English 00:20 Do you or do you you not That's a letter of abdication - Johnny English 00:14 That's a letter of abdication And do you the chosen bishops of England Scotland and Wales - Johnny English 00:22 And do you the chosen bishops of England Scotland and Wales May all your daughters be born with three bottoms - Johnny English 00:14 May all your daughters be born with three bottoms Johnny Oh f - Johnny English 00:10 Johnny Oh f Not so fast Sauvage - Johnny English 00:18 Not so fast Sauvage Did you just land on the wrong building - Johnny English 00:09 Did you just land on the wrong building Ah the Heckler Koch G 36 - Johnny English 00:05 Ah the Heckler Koch G 36 Johnny this is ridiculous I'm a spent force - Johnny English 00:12 Johnny this is ridiculous I'm a spent force Is something wrong sir Did that sound like Felch to you - Johnny English 00:13 Is something wrong sir Did that sound like Felch to you Sauvage English has seen too much - Johnny English 00:26 Sauvage English has seen too much

Cast

Johnny English - Rowan Atkinson
Countess Alexandra - Exotic Woman - Tasha de Vasconcelos
Bough, English's Sidekick - Ben Miller
Agent One - Greg Wise
Carlos Vendetta - Douglas McFerran
All Cast