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Pegasus:
It's an unmitigated disaster, English. Johnny English:
I couldn't agree more, sir. Pegasus:
Well, we need to get these jewels back, English, and fast. Now tell me about this assailant. Because when they searched the room later, there was no sign of him. Johnny English:
Well, the man was clearly a professional. He must have escaped while the Queen was being sedated. Pegasus:
But he's the only lead we've got, English. We have to find him. Now, come in. This is - This is Roger from Data Support. Please sit down. He'll produce a likeness based on your description. So tell us, what did this man look like? Johnny English:
Um... Well... He was... big. Roger:
Hair colour? Johnny English:
[He looks round the room and spots a bowl of fruit]
Um... orange. Pegasus:
Orange? Johnny English:
Mmm. And curly. Well, frizzy, actually. Frizzy sort of thing. Roger:
Frizzy. Johnny English:
An eye patch. Broken nose. Very few teeth. Two, I would say at the most. And a scar on his cheek in the shape... of a banana. Roger:
Which cheek? Johnny English:
Both cheeks. They sort of met in the middle. Pegasus:
Are you sure about this, English? [Pegasus shows him what Roger has done on his computer of the assailant Johnny had described and he gasps] Johnny English:
Oh, yes, that's him. An uncanny resemblance. Why, it's just as if he's in the room with us
It's an unmitigated disaster, English. Johnny English:
I couldn't agree more, sir. Pegasus:
Well, we need to get these jewels back, English, and fast. Now tell me about this assailant. Because when they searched the room later, there was no sign of him. Johnny English:
Well, the man was clearly a professional. He must have escaped while the Queen was being sedated. Pegasus:
But he's the only lead we've got, English. We have to find him. Now, come in. This is - This is Roger from Data Support. Please sit down. He'll produce a likeness based on your description. So tell us, what did this man look like? Johnny English:
Um... Well... He was... big. Roger:
Hair colour? Johnny English:
[He looks round the room and spots a bowl of fruit]
Um... orange. Pegasus:
Orange? Johnny English:
Mmm. And curly. Well, frizzy, actually. Frizzy sort of thing. Roger:
Frizzy. Johnny English:
An eye patch. Broken nose. Very few teeth. Two, I would say at the most. And a scar on his cheek in the shape... of a banana. Roger:
Which cheek? Johnny English:
Both cheeks. They sort of met in the middle. Pegasus:
Are you sure about this, English? [Pegasus shows him what Roger has done on his computer of the assailant Johnny had described and he gasps] Johnny English:
Oh, yes, that's him. An uncanny resemblance. Why, it's just as if he's in the room with us
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It is the end Herr English
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Yells
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English He has cheated conned and manipulated
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this great country for his own ends
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He's fooled you all
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What's more this whole ceremony is a sham
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because that man standing in front of you
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is not the archbishop of Canterbury
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Movie Summary
After a sudden attack on MI5, Johnny English, Britain's most confident, yet unintelligent spy, becomes Britain's only spy.


