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What? - Your mom put so much vaseline on you before school
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Johnson

What?- Your mom put so muchvaseline on you before school, You would show up lookinglike...

Johnson • S02E09 • 2021
What?
- Your mom put so much
vaseline on you before school, You would show up looking
like you went 12 rounds
with Mike Tyson

Full Transcript

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- What? - Your mom put so much vaseline on you before school,
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You would show up looking like you went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
685
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:34
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
2
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, drama

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Movie Summary

Life-long best friends, all with the same last name of Johnson, navigate love, friendship, heartbreak, and personal growth together.
S02 • E03 Listen, I appreciate the creative genius that is Lil Dae Dae, but, - Johnson 00:10
Listen, I appreciate the creative genius that is Lil Dae Dae...
S02 • E04 She helped me out... as a friend. - Johnson 00:05
She helped me out... as a friend.
S02 • E06 He made his money in real estate - Johnson 00:07
He made his money in real estate
S02 • E09 Look, I had to use five napkins to wipe my face everyday at school for that. - Johnson 00:05
Look, I had to use five napkins to wipe my face everyday at ...
S02 • E04 - I'm only helping you because I'm legally obligated - Johnson 00:07
- I'm only helping you because I'm legally obligat...
S02 • E07 You know, Sister Vivian's daughter just passed the bar exam. - Johnson 00:05
You know, Sister Vivian's daughter just passed the bar ...
S02 • E05 Um, 'cause, honestly I was still pretty shook up about what happened. - Johnson 00:06
Um, 'cause, honestly I was still pretty shook up about ...
S02 • E03 Yeah, that's still not enough. - Johnson 00:04
Yeah, that's still not enough.
S02 • E08 We haven't been this happy in a long time. - Johnson 00:04
We haven't been this happy in a long time.
S02 • E07 Look, I'm pretty sure that gives you a law license, not a marriage license. - Johnson 00:04
Look, I'm pretty sure that gives you a law license, not...
S02 • E09 - Man. Those were the good old days. - Wow. - Johnson 00:04
- Man. Those were the good old days. - Wow.
S02 • E05 And then when I did finally try and go to sleep it was freezing cold. - Johnson 00:05
And then when I did finally try and go to sleep it was freez...
S02 • E04 - Is there a site I can leave you a review at, a Yelp for nurses? - Johnson 00:05
- Is there a site I can leave you a review at, a Yelp for nu...
S02 • E06 [Omar Sighs] - Johnson 00:05
[Omar Sighs]
S02 • E05 - So... - Sorry about that. - Johnson 00:04
- So... - Sorry about that.
S02 • E07 You know I'm not getting any younger and, - Johnson 00:06
You know I'm not getting any younger and,
S02 • E04 [Low Hip-Hop Music] - Johnson 00:11
[Low Hip-Hop Music]
S02 • E08 Have you guys considered renewing your vows? - Johnson 00:04
Have you guys considered renewing your vows?
S02 • E03 We got to hurry up 'cause I know he hungry, and he tryna go to Waffle House. - Johnson 00:04
We got to hurry up 'cause I know he hungry, and he tryn...
S02 • E08 It might be a great way to symbolize, - Johnson 00:06
It might be a great way to symbolize,