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"Josie and the Pussycats" quotes

Josie and the Pussycats poster
A girl group find themselves in the middle of a conspiracy to deliver subliminal messages through popular music.

Director: Harry Elfont, Deborah Kaplan
Writer: Deborah Kaplan, Harry Elfont, Richard Goldwater
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, music
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $14,271,015
Released: 11 Apr 2001
Awards: 5 nominations
I swear on my bus pass I swear on my bus pass - Josie and the Pussycats 00:04 I swear on my bus pass I swear on my bus pass You can't play here I've got things to sell They're new They're orange - Josie and the Pussycats 00:06 You can't play here I've got things to sell... Fiona is the most jerkin' girl in the world - Josie and the Pussycats 00:06 Fiona is the most jerkin' girl in the world Josie and the Pussycats are the best band ever - Josie and the Pussycats 00:06 Josie and the Pussycats are the best band ever 4 15 Sold to the young man with no future - Josie and the Pussycats 00:07 4 15 Sold to the young man with no future You should kiss my cellulite free ass for all I've done foryou - Josie and the Pussycats 00:06 You should kiss my cellulite free ass for all I've done... Carson said he's gonna to kill us - Josie and the Pussycats 00:06 Carson said he's gonna to kill us This is so romantic - Josie and the Pussycats 00:11 This is so romantic That's perfect Even our manager wants to see another band - Josie and the Pussycats 00:06 That's perfect Even our manager wants to see another... Hey honey I'm running a management company here I can't be everywhere at once - Josie and the Pussycats 00:15 Hey honey I'm running a management company here I... What are you gonna do kill me with the guitar - Josie and the Pussycats 00:06 What are you gonna do kill me with the guitar More coasters - Josie and the Pussycats 00:11 More coasters Wyatt Yes - Josie and the Pussycats 01:05 Wyatt Yes I used to summer on the continent Fancy a snog - Josie and the Pussycats 00:07 I used to summer on the continent Fancy a snog Hello Alexandra Have you lost some weight - Josie and the Pussycats 00:05 Hello Alexandra Have you lost some weight Jerkin' Tretorns are the new Adidas - Josie and the Pussycats 00:06 Jerkin' Tretorns are the new Adidas So Josie how much do you weigh Excuse me - Josie and the Pussycats 00:19 So Josie how much do you weigh Excuse me Lisa it's me Wally White ass Wally - Josie and the Pussycats 00:08 Lisa it's me Wally White ass Wally I want a Big Mac What - Josie and the Pussycats 00:11 I want a Big Mac What Yeah and I want some Gatorade Gatorade is the new Snapple - Josie and the Pussycats 00:05 Yeah and I want some Gatorade Gatorade is the new Snapple Well it stops here I'm nobody's pimp - Josie and the Pussycats 00:04 Well it stops here I'm nobody's pimp It's Mr Moviefone Yes - Josie and the Pussycats 00:06 It's Mr Moviefone Yes It's cool if you like it It's all right if you don't - Josie and the Pussycats 00:10 It's cool if you like it It's all right if you... The walls are mushy - Josie and the Pussycats 00:05 The walls are mushy Wyatt Yes - Josie and the Pussycats 01:01 Wyatt Yes I think this is when they say it - Josie and the Pussycats 00:09 I think this is when they say it Oh my God That's Mr Moviefone How did you get him to put that on there - Josie and the Pussycats 00:09 Oh my God That's Mr Moviefone How did you get him to... Val Oh the return of the superstar - Josie and the Pussycats 00:32 Val Oh the return of the superstar Josie and the Pussycats are the best band ever - Josie and the Pussycats 00:06 Josie and the Pussycats are the best band ever Conform Free willis overrated Jump on the bandwagon - Josie and the Pussycats 00:17 Conform Free willis overrated Jump on the bandwagon Oh I am starved - Josie and the Pussycats 00:14 Oh I am starved All right I'm on it You guys know he's lying - Josie and the Pussycats 00:19 All right I'm on it You guys know he's lying Honk honk Alexander - Josie and the Pussycats 00:14 Honk honk Alexander Wyatt you messed with the wrong pussy - Josie and the Pussycats 00:25 Wyatt you messed with the wrong pussy So what's the moral of the story here - Josie and the Pussycats 00:27 So what's the moral of the story here When life gives you lemons you make lemonade and when the going gets tough - Josie and the Pussycats 00:09 When life gives you lemons you make lemonade and when the... I want a vintage tee and Heath Ledger - Josie and the Pussycats 00:06 I want a vintage tee and Heath Ledger I tried to warn you the message on your mirror - Josie and the Pussycats 00:08 I tried to warn you the message on your mirror Okay so who else thinks that Fiona's a freak - Josie and the Pussycats 00:20 Okay so who else thinks that Fiona's a freak Oh my God I am so sorry - Josie and the Pussycats 00:06 Oh my God I am so sorry Take the Chevy to the levee - Josie and the Pussycats 00:08 Take the Chevy to the levee You know if I wasn't a key player in this whole - Josie and the Pussycats 00:19 You know if I wasn't a key player in this whole Wyatt why don't you show these two lovely ladies what we have for them this evening - Josie and the Pussycats 00:25 Wyatt why don't you show these two lovely ladies what... Look skanky had a rock show and nobody came - Josie and the Pussycats 00:26 Look skanky had a rock show and nobody came Heath Ledger is the new Matt Damon - Josie and the Pussycats 00:05 Heath Ledger is the new Matt Damon Maybe if you showed Dr Zaius the proper respect Dr Zaius will stop showin' you the poo - Josie and the Pussycats 00:06 Maybe if you showed Dr Zaius the proper respect Dr Zaius... Look at them staring at Josie - Josie and the Pussycats 00:22 Look at them staring at Josie Puppies turn into dogs - Josie and the Pussycats 00:09 Puppies turn into dogs Dujour means seat belts - Josie and the Pussycats 00:10 Dujour means seat belts And neither will you I'm sorry What was that - Josie and the Pussycats 01:01 And neither will you I'm sorry What was that But you've got to believe me If l could just go back in time I would take it all back - Josie and the Pussycats 00:12 But you've got to believe me If l could just go back in... Oh please Unlike you bunch of wackjobs l am perfect just as l am - Josie and the Pussycats 00:16 Oh please Unlike you bunch of wackjobs l am perfect just as... Dujour means family Dujour means teamwork - Josie and the Pussycats 00:07 Dujour means family Dujour means teamwork You know what I still don't understand why you're here - Josie and the Pussycats 00:11 You know what I still don't understand why you're...

Cast

Josie McCoy - Rachael Leigh Cook
Valerie Brown - Rosario Dawson
Melody Valentine - Tara Reid
Alan M. - Gabriel Mann
Alexander Cabot - Paulo Costanzo