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And if you know anythingabout chimps, chimpanzeesare horrible animals

And if you know anything
about chimps, chimpanzees
are horrible animals

Full Transcript

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And if you know anything about chimps,
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chimpanzees are horrible animals.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:38
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Frenemies and veteran comedians Dana Gould and Bobcat Goldthwait, having learned very little from their near-fatal car accident, get back on the road and journey throughout the American South. The documentary captures the duo as t...
And if you've ever read a newspaper story - Joy Ride 00:12
And if you've ever read a newspaper story
Because chimpanzees are born - Joy Ride 00:05
Because chimpanzees are born
Chimpanzees are born knowing how to kill you. - Joy Ride 00:05
Chimpanzees are born knowing how to kill you.
And the first thing a chimp does when it attacks you, - Joy Ride 00:05
And the first thing a chimp does when it attacks you,
They say when a bear attacks you - Joy Ride 00:09
They say when a bear attacks you
And speak very... soothingly. - Joy Ride 00:06
And speak very... soothingly.
The trial and error - Joy Ride 00:05
The trial and error
♪ Mares eat oats And does eat oats ♪ - Joy Ride 00:07
♪ Mares eat oats And does eat oats ♪
It tears your genitals off... - Joy Ride 00:06
It tears your genitals off...
Rape it! - Joy Ride 00:05
Rape it!
Chimpanzees are so full of themselves... - Joy Ride 00:06
Chimpanzees are so full of themselves...
...they actually think, - Joy Ride 00:15
...they actually think,
You wouldn't have broken my jaw - Joy Ride 00:07
You wouldn't have broken my jaw
You wouldn't have come out of the tree - Joy Ride 00:06
You wouldn't have come out of the tree
Even though my jaw's broken and my hands are chewed off. - Joy Ride 00:05
Even though my jaw's broken and my hands are chewed off...
My favorite thing in the world is when grass grows up - Joy Ride 00:06
My favorite thing in the world is when grass grows up
Because, Bob, one thing we have in common, - Joy Ride 00:06
Because, Bob, one thing we have in common,
And I love it when some civil engineer - Joy Ride 00:17
And I love it when some civil engineer
And this is a discordant time - Joy Ride 00:08
And this is a discordant time
And there's a yin and a yang and the first sign of it, to me, - Joy Ride 00:07
And there's a yin and a yang and the first sign of it, ...