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If the teacher left the room I was... I would cry
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Joy Ride

If the teacher left the roomI was... I would cry, 'cause I wouldn't thinkthe teacher would...

If the teacher left the room
I was... I would cry, 'cause I wouldn't think
the teacher would come back and we'd be stranded at school.
I was in fifth grade!

Full Transcript

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If the teacher left the room I was... I would cry,
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'cause I wouldn't think the teacher would come back
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and we'd be stranded at school. I was in fifth grade!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:05
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Frenemies and veteran comedians Dana Gould and Bobcat Goldthwait, having learned very little from their near-fatal car accident, get back on the road and journey throughout the American South. The documentary captures the duo as t...
I said, "I have to talk to my parents." - Joy Ride 00:11
I said, "I have to talk to my parents."
"'Cause you're setting yourself up." - Joy Ride 00:09
"'Cause you're setting yourself up."
I said, "Well, Dad, you know, I feel like you hate me - Joy Ride 00:20
I said, "Well, Dad, you know, I feel like you hate me
And I actually began a relationship - Joy Ride 00:07
And I actually began a relationship
And I also realized - Joy Ride 00:07
And I also realized
In a way, it was the worst week of my life, - Joy Ride 00:05
In a way, it was the worst week of my life,
And I was so terrified - Joy Ride 00:07
And I was so terrified
I used to talk about my dad on stage, - Joy Ride 00:05
I used to talk about my dad on stage,
My dad would... he was like a performance artist, - Joy Ride 00:09
My dad would... he was like a performance artist,
A sheet metal worker, but would just do things like - Joy Ride 00:08
A sheet metal worker, but would just do things like
...and he would tell me and all the neighborhood kids - Joy Ride 00:06
...and he would tell me and all the neighborhood kids
And we would get the mayonnaise and open it, - Joy Ride 00:04
And we would get the mayonnaise and open it,
Aw. It only works with Miracle Whip." - Joy Ride 00:07
Aw. It only works with Miracle Whip."
But my favorite thing, - Joy Ride 00:06
But my favorite thing,
And he'd go, "I don't like doing kids' parties - Joy Ride 00:07
And he'd go, "I don't like doing kids' p...
...he'd built it, - Joy Ride 00:08
...he'd built it,
And it had a note pinned to his chest saying, - Joy Ride 00:07
And it had a note pinned to his chest saying,
When I was a little boy he would go, - Joy Ride 00:12
When I was a little boy he would go,
I was watching Dinah Shore, and I was nine years old, - Joy Ride 00:07
I was watching Dinah Shore, and I was nine years old,
And I said to my mom, "What does he do for a living?" - Joy Ride 00:09
And I said to my mom, "What does he do for a living?&qu...