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To this day, if I'm alone in the hotel
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To this day,if I'm alone in the hotel, I wanna beat off,I still turn off all the lights,...

To this day,
if I'm alone in the hotel, I wanna beat off,
I still turn off all the lights, get down behind the couch

Full Transcript

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To this day, if I'm alone in the hotel,
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I wanna beat off, I still turn off all the lights,
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get down behind the couch...
Duration
12 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:42
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Frenemies and veteran comedians Dana Gould and Bobcat Goldthwait, having learned very little from their near-fatal car accident, get back on the road and journey throughout the American South. The documentary captures the duo as t...
I didn't know that you were crazier than me. - Joy Ride 00:04
I didn't know that you were crazier than me.
- You're the loud one. - Yeah. It's like... yeah. - Joy Ride 00:04
- You're the loud one. - Yeah. It's like... yeah.
Well, in 1994, I stayed awake so long - Joy Ride 00:07
Well, in 1994, I stayed awake so long
You stayed awake for a week. Were you upset about something? - Joy Ride 00:05
You stayed awake for a week. Were you upset about something?
Yeah, no, it was a bit, I visited my home - Joy Ride 00:07
Yeah, no, it was a bit, I visited my home
So now, Friday comes, I have not slept, - Joy Ride 00:07
So now, Friday comes, I have not slept,
Knowing I have to move tomorrow I'm like this in my den... - Joy Ride 00:04
Knowing I have to move tomorrow I'm like this in my den...
I was completely insane, - Joy Ride 00:12
I was completely insane,
And that would... gave me permission to try. - Joy Ride 00:04
And that would... gave me permission to try.
- To try to kill yourself? Oh. - To live that day. - Joy Ride 00:04
- To try to kill yourself? Oh. - To live that day.
Like, you know, all right, I can kill myself at five, - Joy Ride 00:05
Like, you know, all right, I can kill myself at five,
And then, yeah, they had the staff psychiatrist. - Joy Ride 00:04
And then, yeah, they had the staff psychiatrist.
He goes, "What you have is this thing - Joy Ride 00:06
He goes, "What you have is this thing
That their body cannot let them relax - Joy Ride 00:08
That their body cannot let them relax
Have there ever been other times in your life - Joy Ride 00:12
Have there ever been other times in your life
When I'd go to school, - Joy Ride 00:06
When I'd go to school,
If the teacher left the room I was... I would cry, - Joy Ride 00:07
If the teacher left the room I was... I would cry,
I said, "I have to talk to my parents." - Joy Ride 00:11
I said, "I have to talk to my parents."
"'Cause you're setting yourself up." - Joy Ride 00:09
"'Cause you're setting yourself up."
I said, "Well, Dad, you know, I feel like you hate me - Joy Ride 00:20
I said, "Well, Dad, you know, I feel like you hate me