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"Judge Dredd" quotes

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In a dystopian future, Joseph Dredd, the most famous Judge (a police officer with instant field judiciary powers), is convicted for a crime he did not commit and must face his murderous counterpart.

Director: Danny Cannon
Writer: John Wagner, Carlos Ezquerra, Michael De Luca
Production: N/A
Year: 1995
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $34,693,481
Released: 30 Jun 1995
Awards: 2 wins & 5 nominations
Nice shot sir - Judge Dredd 00:29 Nice shot sir I am the law - Judge Dredd 00:04 I am the law It's a lie The evidence has been falsified It's impossible - Judge Dredd 00:10 It's a lie The evidence has been falsified It's... Mega City Municipal code 2 13 willful destruction of property That's 2 years - Judge Dredd 00:43 Mega City Municipal code 2 13 willful destruction of... Fergie cover the rear But I never fired a gun in my life - Judge Dredd 00:08 Fergie cover the rear But I never fired a gun in my life No Die Judges die - Judge Dredd 00:04 No Die Judges die I shall put you down myself Personally - Judge Dredd 00:21 I shall put you down myself Personally Mega City Code 75 92 Willful sabotage of a public droid - Judge Dredd 00:53 Mega City Code 75 92 Willful sabotage of a public droid They're firing 20 millimeter caseless flechet rounds at 300 meters - Judge Dredd 00:25 They're firing 20 millimeter caseless flechet rounds at... I'm alive I'm alive - Judge Dredd 00:08 I'm alive I'm alive Kevlar 9 helmet and body armor Yours when you graduate - Judge Dredd 00:53 Kevlar 9 helmet and body armor Yours when you graduate Damn it I'm supposed to be watchin' out for him - Judge Dredd 00:19 Damn it I'm supposed to be watchin' out for him Eat recycled food Recycled food is good for the environment and okay for you - Judge Dredd 00:09 Eat recycled food Recycled food is good for the environment... Mega City Municipal Code 47 22 Illegal use of city electricity - Judge Dredd 00:13 Mega City Municipal Code 47 22 Illegal use of city... You want fear I'm fear - Judge Dredd 00:13 You want fear I'm fear All right You ready kid No - Judge Dredd 00:17 All right You ready kid No Why are you here You come for another chat - Judge Dredd 01:03 Why are you here You come for another chat My fellow Council members - Judge Dredd 00:53 My fellow Council members I'm the only one who never lied to you - Judge Dredd 00:07 I'm the only one who never lied to you Judge Dredd We have to reconstitute the Councill - Judge Dredd 00:17 Judge Dredd We have to reconstitute the Councill What is that That's an ancient puzzle - Judge Dredd 00:25 What is that That's an ancient puzzle It's better than prison - Judge Dredd 00:06 It's better than prison The blind lady - Judge Dredd 00:24 The blind lady Status - Judge Dredd 00:20 Status The legendary Angel family - Judge Dredd 00:20 The legendary Angel family Does that come with a fork handsome - Judge Dredd 00:06 Does that come with a fork handsome Who says politics is boring - Judge Dredd 00:04 Who says politics is boring You let me judge my own brother - Judge Dredd 00:07 You let me judge my own brother Dredd there's no way in - Judge Dredd 00:42 Dredd there's no way in I caught your lecture today Is that really what you think the cadets need to hear - Judge Dredd 01:05 I caught your lecture today Is that really what you think... Hey wait a second Don't touch it - Judge Dredd 00:19 Hey wait a second Don't touch it I knew you'd say that - Judge Dredd 00:04 I knew you'd say that Dredd you may wanna wash this seat after we get off the bike - Judge Dredd 00:08 Dredd you may wanna wash this seat after we get off the bike What what are you doing here - Judge Dredd 01:00 What what are you doing here That's Judge Dredd - Judge Dredd 00:07 That's Judge Dredd He might've been telling the truth you know - Judge Dredd 00:13 He might've been telling the truth you know Can it be Can it be that from the City of the Fallen we have one of the faithful - Judge Dredd 01:02 Can it be Can it be that from the City of the Fallen we have... Mr Susa You have a suspended license You got 3 counts of driving under the influence - Judge Dredd 00:56 Mr Susa You have a suspended license You got 3 counts of... He looks a lot like you - Judge Dredd 00:18 He looks a lot like you And this here is Mean We had to make some alterations when he was a child - Judge Dredd 00:17 And this here is Mean We had to make some alterations when... You left that DNA in there for over 30 years - Judge Dredd 00:07 You left that DNA in there for over 30 years Let his name be recorded in every place of honor - Judge Dredd 00:28 Let his name be recorded in every place of honor You are Council's experiment which failed In you - Judge Dredd 00:41 You are Council's experiment which failed In you Let me kill him Pa I want his ears I want his teeth - Judge Dredd 00:04 Let me kill him Pa I want his ears I want his teeth By a blast of God they perish - Judge Dredd 00:12 By a blast of God they perish As it is written Justice Griffin - Judge Dredd 00:03 As it is written Justice Griffin Let the betrayer of the law be taken from our courts - Judge Dredd 00:20 Let the betrayer of the law be taken from our courts We're a team Granted you do most of the work but we're still a team - Judge Dredd 00:11 We're a team Granted you do most of the work but... Send in the clones - Judge Dredd 00:06 Send in the clones Hey hey wh why you're taking off his clothes - Judge Dredd 00:09 Hey hey wh why you're taking off his clothes The shuttle crash The Cursed Earth Cannibals And now a fireball up my ass - Judge Dredd 00:39 The shuttle crash The Cursed Earth Cannibals And now a... That's funny I thought they destroyed all these ABC Warriors during the last war - Judge Dredd 00:12 That's funny I thought they destroyed all these ABC... So tell me seven summary executions Were they necessary - Judge Dredd 00:30 So tell me seven summary executions Were they necessary All of these things you see here are toys - Judge Dredd 01:02 All of these things you see here are toys Chief Justice Griffin - Judge Dredd 01:09 Chief Justice Griffin My boy - Judge Dredd 00:03 My boy Baby Dredd Ah I can't believe you were ever a baby - Judge Dredd 00:05 Baby Dredd Ah I can't believe you were ever a baby Welcome to Janus - Judge Dredd 00:06 Welcome to Janus Holy crud - Judge Dredd 00:03 Holy crud Olmeyer you stupid futz I can't - Judge Dredd 00:06 Olmeyer you stupid futz I can't

Cast

Judge Dredd - Sylvester Stallone
Fergie - Rob Schneider
Judge Griffin - Jürgen Prochnow
Judge Fargo - Max von Sydow