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Uh... I really wish these machines would warn you
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Jules

Uh... I really wishthese machines would warn you before they screw themselves uplike that

Jules • 2023
Uh... I really wish
these machines would warn you before they screw themselves up
like that

Full Transcript

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Uh... I really wish these machines would warn you
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before they screw themselves up like that.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:36
Uploaded
Apr 21, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sci-fi
Production
Big Beach,Range Media Partners,Protagonist Pictures

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Movie Summary

Milton lives a quiet life of routine in a small western Pennsylvania town, but finds his day upended when a UFO and its extra-terrestrial passenger crash land in his backyard.
I'll probably print about 22. On my way through town, - Jules 00:10
I'll probably print about 22. On my way through town,
You remember the spaceship that crashed in my yard? - Jules 00:05
You remember the spaceship that crashed in my yard?
Uh, this is an alien from space, I suppose. - Jules 00:06
Uh, this is an alien from space, I suppose.
Though the first couple days he was inside the spaceship. - Jules 00:07
Though the first couple days he was inside the spaceship.
Mm-hmm. And he's just sitting on your couch? - Jules 00:06
Mm-hmm. And he's just sitting on your couch?
This-- this is a very big thing. - Jules 00:05
This-- this is a very big thing.
This is a being - Jules 00:08
This is a being
- Oh, dear God. - Yep. - Jules 00:05
- Oh, dear God. - Yep.
I think it'll be a couple seasons before they grow back. - Jules 00:06
I think it'll be a couple seasons before they grow back...
He was really banged up from the crash landing. - Jules 00:05
He was really banged up from the crash landing.
But he's been eating apples ever since, and I guess they've helped him. - Jules 00:06
But he's been eating apples ever since, and I guess the...
Listen, Milton, if you wanna keep him here, you've got to stop telling people about him. - Jules 00:07
Listen, Milton, if you wanna keep him here, you've got ...
No more just letting people come over like you did with me. - Jules 00:06
No more just letting people come over like you did with me.
I-- I've seen what people do with these kinds of guys. - Jules 00:05
I-- I've seen what people do with these kinds of guys.
From the movies, and the-- the movies are based on something. - Jules 00:06
From the movies, and the-- the movies are based on something...
...I'm not telling anybody. - Jules 00:06
...I'm not telling anybody.
Far as I can tell, - Jules 00:07
Far as I can tell,
And remember, - Jules 00:07
And remember,
His eyes were shaped like you see in the movies. - Jules 00:15
His eyes were shaped like you see in the movies.
The government now says it was a security satellite and not a weather satellite - Jules 00:13
The government now says it was a security satellite and not ...