"Jumanji: The Next Level" quotes
As the gang return to Jumanji to rescue one of their own, they discover that nothing is as they expect. The players will have to brave parts unknown and unexplored in order to escape the world’s most dangerous game.
Director: Jake Kasdan
Writer: Jake Kasdan, Jeff Pinkner, Scott Rosenberg
Production: N/A
Year: 2019
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $320,314,960
Released: 13 Dec 2019
Awards: 1 win & 12 nominations
112 video clips
00:22 Getting old
00:04 You got to have eyes in the back of your
00:06 Why does everybody keep dropping from the sky
00:10 Did I just kill Eddie
00:16 And for weaknesses Endurance
00:06 Touch my boobs and I will murder you
00:31 I've always been the super clever one
00:10 Oh there's one more thing about ostriches
00:05 Everybody should be so lucky to have a friend like Milo
00:05 I gotta stop hanging out with white people
00:10 Leaving this to come see you
00:05 You got to pay attention to what's in your hand
00:10 Did I die and turn into
00:06 Is that Barbara's boy
00:11 Are you having a heart attack
00:10 This can't be happening
00:07 What in the Sam Hill
00:14 A non player character
00:07 Who is Jumanji
00:08 I will torch you
00:08 It's not like we're in the middle of a goddamn...
00:27 I think he went back in
00:13 Holy shit
00:19 You're not a good Bravestone
00:10 - Ahh!
- What do we do?
00:21 All right, bring it on.
00:06 All right, then.
00:14 Am I...?
00:08 - Are you okay?
- Yeah.
00:16 Being your partner...
00:06 Brothers Kababik,
I present Jurgen the Brutal.
00:16 - Call out its name.
- Call out its name.
00:24 Come on, Grandpa. Let's go home.
00:07 Come on, Milo!
00:15 Come on!
00:26 - Eddie...
- Uh-oh.
00:15 Eh, Christ.
00:16 Everybody okay?
00:05 Everybody should be so lucky
to have a friend like Milo.
00:08 Get back.
Stay back.
00:08 - Get out of here!
- I will torch you, bitches.
00:16 - Gilpin!
- Ahh!
00:23 Go.
00:06 Grandpa, Milo.
Come on, we gotta go.
00:06 Ha! I'd like to see
your friend Ming do that!
00:18 Help. Eddie. Oh!
00:24 Hey! Get the hell away
from that horse!
00:13 Hey, guys.
00:14 Hey, guys.
00:05 Hey, you guys.
00:25 Hey, I'm sorry too, Eddie.
00:16 Hey, move along.
Nothing to see here.
00:15 Hey, Mr. Walker.
00:14 Hoo... Oh. Huh.
00:12 Many brave souls died that day,
00:17 I thought
you'd never come back.
00:19 Welcome to Jumanji.
00:27 I'll meet the brothers
in Gorek.
00:17 Is that
an old video game console?
00:29 It's something,
isn't it?
00:17 "Jumanji Berry Tree."
00:10 Leaving this to come see you.
00:07 Look!
00:12 Martha?
00:24 Martha!
00:07 No, Martha!
00:08 Not bad, huh?
00:07 Oh, dude!
00:19 "Oh, my God, right?
00:09 Oh, no. Milo!
00:05 Oh, no! No! Ow! Ow!
00:14 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no!
00:09 - Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah, come on!
00:10 Oh, there's one more thing
about ostriches.
00:27 - Oh!
- Yes!
00:07 Okay.
00:27 Okay.
00:23 Ow. Oh...
00:07 Right.
00:07 - Seriously?
- Later.
00:26 Shall we?
00:19 Shut the front door.
00:28 So, uh, this horse
is a character in the game?
00:24 So, what part of New
Hampshire is this exactly?
00:11 Sorry it's so late.
00:09 Spencer!
00:09 Taxi!
00:08 That's what the water
looked like at the tree.
00:31 The camels just stopped.
Cast
Bravestone - Dwayne Johnson
Mouse - Kevin Hart
Oberon - Jack Black
Ruby - Karen Gillan
Ming - Awkwafina