So how do we do this? Easy. You just - you unzip, take it out, fire away. Remember to aim....
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Professor Shelly Oberon:
[Bethany as Prof. Shelly Oberon is about to pee as a male for the first time]
So how do we do this?
Moose Finbar:
Easy. You just - you unzip, take it out, fire away.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
Remember to aim. It's very important.
Professor Shelly Oberon:
[Gasping]
Oh my God, you guys, there's like literally a penis attached to my body right now. Martha, come look at my penis!
Ruby Roundhouse:
No, thanks!
Moose Finbar:
Is this the first that you've seen it?
Professor Shelly Oberon:
Yes, I didn't wanna look.
Moose Finbar:
I looked at mine within the first 20 seconds of getting here. I'm happy to report that I was able to bring one thing from the outside world.
Professor Shelly Oberon:
[Bethany tried to take a peek at Finbar' peeing]
Moose Finbar:
What? Are you...? What are you doing? Are you looking?
Professor Shelly Oberon:
Sorry.
Moose Finbar:
You don't look over here!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
Yeah, you never look. It's a thing.
Professor Shelly Oberon:
[Unzipping his pants]
Okay, good boy. We're gonna take this nice and slow, and nobody's gonna get hurt. Now what?
Moose Finbar:
Now blast off!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
And aim, don't forget to aim.
Moose Finbar:
What is with you and aiming? What happened to you?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
Can we not talk about this in mixed company?
Professor Shelly Oberon:
[Peeing]
Wow, wow, WOW! Oh, this is so much easier!
Moose Finbar:
[Chuckles]
It's cool, right?
Professor Shelly Oberon:
Yeah, because you have, like, a handle. The fact that I'm not Instagramming this right now is insane.
Transcript
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So how do we do this
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Easy You just
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You unzip take it out fire away
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Remember to aim It's very important
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Oh my God there is a penis attached to my body right now
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Martha come look at my penis
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No thanks
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Is this the first that you've seen it Yes I didn't wanna look
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I looked at mine within the first 20 seconds of getting here
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I'm happy to report that I was able to bring one thing from the outside world
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Are you What are you doing
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Are you looking Sorry
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 303
Timestamp in movie: 00h 40m 28s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: adventure, action, comedy, fantasy
Summary: Four teenagers in detention discover an old video game console with a game they’ve never heard of. When they decide to play, they are immediately sucked into the jungle world of Jumanji in the bodies of their avatars. They’ll have to complete the adventure of their lives filled with fun, thrills and danger or be stuck in the game forever!
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00:13 The goal for you I'll recite in verse
00:34 What year do you think it is
00:04 I'm an overweight middle aged man
00:05 Or are you too pretty
00:08 Later dude
00:12 Dr Bravestone
00:28 Bethany is that true
00:36 Wait what What is this
00:18 I just
00:13 How'd you do that That list
00:09 Thanks I feel like ever since I lost my phone
00:05 Does phone mean something different in the future
00:25 But this is what you should be thinking about
00:15 What you need is in the basket
00:08 Somehow I don't know how
00:08 Can I borrow your jacket Yeah sure
00:11 That was so intense
00:36 I'm so sick of this game Stay out of my way Spencer
00:10 It's easy to get so focused on your own stuff that
00:05 You are a badass