So how do we do this? Easy. You just - you unzip, take it out, fire away. Remember to aim....

Professor Shelly Oberon: [Bethany as Prof. Shelly Oberon is about to pee as a male for the first time] So how do we do this? Moose Finbar: Easy. You just - you unzip, take it out, fire away. Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Remember to aim. It's very important. Professor Shelly Oberon: [Gasping] Oh my God, you guys, there's like literally a penis attached to my body right now. Martha, come look at my penis! Ruby Roundhouse: No, thanks! Moose Finbar: Is this the first that you've seen it? Professor Shelly Oberon: Yes, I didn't wanna look. Moose Finbar: I looked at mine within the first 20 seconds of getting here. I'm happy to report that I was able to bring one thing from the outside world. Professor Shelly Oberon: [Bethany tried to take a peek at Finbar' peeing] Moose Finbar: What? Are you...? What are you doing? Are you looking? Professor Shelly Oberon: Sorry. Moose Finbar: You don't look over here! Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Yeah, you never look. It's a thing. Professor Shelly Oberon: [Unzipping his pants] Okay, good boy. We're gonna take this nice and slow, and nobody's gonna get hurt. Now what? Moose Finbar: Now blast off! Dr. Smolder Bravestone: And aim, don't forget to aim. Moose Finbar: What is with you and aiming? What happened to you? Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Can we not talk about this in mixed company? Professor Shelly Oberon: [Peeing] Wow, wow, WOW! Oh, this is so much easier! Moose Finbar: [Chuckles] It's cool, right? Professor Shelly Oberon: Yeah, because you have, like, a handle. The fact that I'm not Instagramming this right now is insane.