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I feel like a dick. - Well, you don't look like one
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Juniper

I feel like a dick.- Well, you don't look like one

I feel like a dick.
- Well, you don't look like one

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.805
- I feel like a dick. - Well, you don't look like one.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:00
Uploaded
May 08, 2025
Genres
drama
Production
New Zealand Film Commission,Long & Short Story Studio,Sandy Lane Productions,Celsius Entertainment

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Movie Summary

When a self-destructive teenager is suspended from school and asked to look after his feisty alcoholic grandmother as a punishment, the crazy time they spend together turns his life around.
No. I... I think it could improve your sex life. - Juniper 00:06
No. I... I think it could improve your sex life.
- What do you mean by that? - What do you think I mean? - Juniper 00:05
- What do you mean by that? - What do you think I mean?
- I'm not a virgin! - I never said you were. - Juniper 00:05
- I'm not a virgin! - I never said you were.
- Very handsome. - (DISHES CLATTER) - Juniper 00:05
- Very handsome. - (DISHES CLATTER)
- (SEATBELT CLICKS, KEYS JANGLE - What are you doing? - Juniper 00:04
- (SEATBELT CLICKS, KEYS JANGLE - What are you doing?
- Taking you to the doctor. - Where are your flannels? - Juniper 00:05
- Taking you to the doctor. - Where are your flannels?
We're not leaving until you have your flannels on. - Juniper 00:05
We're not leaving until you have your flannels on.
(SCOFFS) - Juniper 00:08
(SCOFFS)
(MACHINE WHIRRS) - Juniper 00:13
(MACHINE WHIRRS)
- What do you mean? - Things are going slowly. - Juniper 00:06
- What do you mean? - Things are going slowly.
Perhaps we should think about putting in a catheter. - Juniper 00:04
Perhaps we should think about putting in a catheter.
It will limit your trips to the bathroom and take away any - Juniper 00:10
It will limit your trips to the bathroom and take away any
- Sarah? - It might be a good idea. - Juniper 00:04
- Sarah? - It might be a good idea.
What happens if I meet someone,... - Juniper 00:05
What happens if I meet someone,...
You will have to abstain from sexual intercourse. - Juniper 00:06
You will have to abstain from sexual intercourse.
Listen to me very carefully. - Juniper 00:04
Listen to me very carefully.
And I will never have a fucking catheter! - Juniper 00:05
And I will never have a fucking catheter!
(CRICKETS CHIRP) - Juniper 00:09
(CRICKETS CHIRP)
Some boys like you get to live. - Juniper 00:04
Some boys like you get to live.
- With who? - Your drunken louts. - Juniper 00:04
- With who? - Your drunken louts.