"Juno" quotes
Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.
Director: Jason Reitman
Writer: Diablo Cody
Production: N/A
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 81/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $143,495,265
Released: 25 Dec 2007
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 89 wins & 100 nominations total
127 Clips
00:22 I think I'm in love with you
00:10 Your parents are probably wondering where you are
00:32 I know but
00:09 Well I still have your underwear
00:31 But I'm having trouble concentrating
00:10 Wow your shorts are like especially gold today
00:11 Oh and she inexplicably mails me a cactus
00:16 I'm gonna start looking like a pretty big dork soon
00:11 Hey Dad
00:04 Dad either I just peed my pants or um
00:35 Yo yo yo giddy yo
00:37 Dude I think it's best to just tell them
00:27 Ow ow fuckity ow
00:36 Yeah what You you just take Soupy Sales to prom
00:27 What's the prognosis fertile Myrtle
00:13 You should have gone to China
00:12 I am not ready to be a Pop Pop
00:11 Whoa Check out Baby Big Head
00:21 And then the friggin' receptionist
00:13 Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuff
00:35 Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea
00:09 How do I look
00:13 Yeah I came as soon
00:27 And this of course is Juno
00:05 Thanks for having me and my irresponsible child
00:21 Why is everyone always staring at me
00:22 No I heard you
00:11 Ugh I hate it when adults use the term sexually active
00:35 Let's talk about how we're gonna do this thing
00:19 Uh how about this
00:17 As boyfriends go Paulie Bleeker is totally boss
00:36 You think you're really going to do this then
00:36 Well well if it isn't MacGuff the crime dog
00:04 Hey big puffy version of June bug
00:12 Oh wicked pic in the PennySaver by the way
00:09 So Juno first off how far along are you
00:23 No you see my dad went through this huge obsession
00:14 And I it's just that I'm not ready to be a mom
00:08 This is the most magnificent discarded living room set
00:35 So who's ready
00:35 What are you saying
00:11 Orange tic tacs are Bleeker's one and only vice
00:13 Did you see that coming when she sat us down here
00:36 And you are so bold
00:13 Juno What's going on
00:11 Gave me the stink eye in art class yesterday
00:09 She hates when I sit around and I watch movies
00:05 It's crazy but I'm a legend you know
00:05 L I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion
00:17 It's a baby
00:24 What should we do about
00:08 Why does everybody think yellow is gender neutral
00:12 So are you going to go to Havenbrook or Women Now
00:08 They were Mark and Vanessa Loring
00:23 Most Fruitful Yuki
00:09 Well you should try talking to it
00:16 I've been listening to that
00:07 All babies want to get borned
00:05 Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob okay
00:05 You shouldn't be carrying
00:20 Did you hear it's yours
00:07 No it's not a hotel it's a loft
00:15 Hey did you put like
00:26 What's that
00:04 It ended with a chair
00:05 Yum This pretzel tastes like a friggin' donut
00:06 You're just a kid
00:19 Whoa So so when was that Was that like
00:05 I think kids get bored and they have intercourse
00:15 Boy I thought you were the kind of girl
00:06 Are you honestly and truly going to prom with Katrina De...
00:06 Hey you know
00:10 He told me that Katrina's house smells like soup
00:13 Hey yeah um
00:29 Or you can wait a few more months
00:10 Well it can only go one of two ways
00:30 The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants me
00:10 I've wanted this for a really long time
00:07 Could I use the facilities first
00:21 Have you guys thought of any names for the baby yet
00:06 But you know boys have endured way worse things for nookie
00:04 Can we make out now
00:07 You should grow a mustache
00:11 Mm Wholesome spiritually wealthy couple
00:13 I work mostly from home I'm a composer
00:15 Would you like a free condom
00:37 What are you ashamed that we did it
00:08 Oh I could so go for like a huge cookie right now
00:06 Liberty Bell if you put
Cast
Juno MacGuff - Ellen Page
Paulie Bleeker - Michael Cera
Vanessa Loring - Jennifer Garner
Mark Loring - Jason Bateman
Bren MacGuff - Allison Janney