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"Juno" quotes

Juno poster
Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

Director: Jason Reitman
Writer: Diablo Cody
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 81/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $143,495,265
Released: 25 Dec 2007
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 89 wins & 100 nominations total

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Juno MacguffPaulie BleekerVanessa LoringMac MacguffSu-chinLeahRolloMark LoringUltrasound TechnicianGerta RaussTough GirlGirl Lab PartnerGuy Lab PartnerVijayPunk ReceptionistSteve RendazoLiberty BellBleeker's Mom
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I think I'm in love with you - Juno 00:22 I think I'm in love with you Your parents are probably wondering where you are - Juno 00:10 Your parents are probably wondering where you are I know but - Juno 00:32 I know but Well I still have your underwear - Juno 00:09 Well I still have your underwear But I'm having trouble concentrating - Juno 00:31 But I'm having trouble concentrating Wow your shorts are like especially gold today - Juno 00:10 Wow your shorts are like especially gold today Oh and she inexplicably mails me a cactus - Juno 00:11 Oh and she inexplicably mails me a cactus I'm gonna start looking like a pretty big dork soon - Juno 00:16 I'm gonna start looking like a pretty big dork soon Hey Dad - Juno 00:11 Hey Dad Dad either I just peed my pants or um - Juno 00:04 Dad either I just peed my pants or um Yo yo yo giddy yo - Juno 00:35 Yo yo yo giddy yo Dude I think it's best to just tell them - Juno 00:37 Dude I think it's best to just tell them Ow ow fuckity ow - Juno 00:27 Ow ow fuckity ow Yeah what You you just take Soupy Sales to prom - Juno 00:36 Yeah what You you just take Soupy Sales to prom What's the prognosis fertile Myrtle - Juno 00:27 What's the prognosis fertile Myrtle You should have gone to China - Juno 00:13 You should have gone to China I am not ready to be a Pop Pop - Juno 00:12 I am not ready to be a Pop Pop Whoa Check out Baby Big Head - Juno 00:11 Whoa Check out Baby Big Head And then the friggin' receptionist - Juno 00:21 And then the friggin' receptionist Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuff - Juno 00:13 Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuff Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea - Juno 00:35 Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea How do I look - Juno 00:09 How do I look Yeah I came as soon - Juno 00:13 Yeah I came as soon And this of course is Juno - Juno 00:27 And this of course is Juno Thanks for having me and my irresponsible child - Juno 00:05 Thanks for having me and my irresponsible child Why is everyone always staring at me - Juno 00:21 Why is everyone always staring at me No I heard you - Juno 00:22 No I heard you Ugh I hate it when adults use the term sexually active - Juno 00:11 Ugh I hate it when adults use the term sexually active Let's talk about how we're gonna do this thing - Juno 00:35 Let's talk about how we're gonna do this thing Uh how about this - Juno 00:19 Uh how about this As boyfriends go Paulie Bleeker is totally boss - Juno 00:17 As boyfriends go Paulie Bleeker is totally boss You think you're really going to do this then - Juno 00:36 You think you're really going to do this then Well well if it isn't MacGuff the crime dog - Juno 00:36 Well well if it isn't MacGuff the crime dog Hey big puffy version of June bug - Juno 00:04 Hey big puffy version of June bug Oh wicked pic in the PennySaver by the way - Juno 00:12 Oh wicked pic in the PennySaver by the way So Juno first off how far along are you - Juno 00:09 So Juno first off how far along are you No you see my dad went through this huge obsession - Juno 00:23 No you see my dad went through this huge obsession And I it's just that I'm not ready to be a mom - Juno 00:14 And I it's just that I'm not ready to be a mom This is the most magnificent discarded living room set - Juno 00:08 This is the most magnificent discarded living room set So who's ready - Juno 00:35 So who's ready What are you saying - Juno 00:35 What are you saying Orange tic tacs are Bleeker's one and only vice - Juno 00:11 Orange tic tacs are Bleeker's one and only vice Did you see that coming when she sat us down here - Juno 00:13 Did you see that coming when she sat us down here And you are so bold - Juno 00:36 And you are so bold Juno What's going on - Juno 00:13 Juno What's going on Gave me the stink eye in art class yesterday - Juno 00:11 Gave me the stink eye in art class yesterday She hates when I sit around and I watch movies - Juno 00:09 She hates when I sit around and I watch movies It's crazy but I'm a legend you know - Juno 00:05 It's crazy but I'm a legend you know L I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion - Juno 00:05 L I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion It's a baby - Juno 00:17 It's a baby What should we do about - Juno 00:24 What should we do about Why does everybody think yellow is gender neutral - Juno 00:08 Why does everybody think yellow is gender neutral So are you going to go to Havenbrook or Women Now - Juno 00:12 So are you going to go to Havenbrook or Women Now They were Mark and Vanessa Loring - Juno 00:08 They were Mark and Vanessa Loring Most Fruitful Yuki - Juno 00:23 Most Fruitful Yuki Well you should try talking to it - Juno 00:09 Well you should try talking to it I've been listening to that - Juno 00:16 I've been listening to that All babies want to get borned - Juno 00:07 All babies want to get borned Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob okay - Juno 00:05 Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob okay You shouldn't be carrying - Juno 00:05 You shouldn't be carrying Did you hear it's yours - Juno 00:20 Did you hear it's yours No it's not a hotel it's a loft - Juno 00:07 No it's not a hotel it's a loft Hey did you put like - Juno 00:15 Hey did you put like What's that - Juno 00:26 What's that It ended with a chair - Juno 00:04 It ended with a chair Yum This pretzel tastes like a friggin' donut - Juno 00:05 Yum This pretzel tastes like a friggin' donut You're just a kid - Juno 00:06 You're just a kid Whoa So so when was that Was that like - Juno 00:19 Whoa So so when was that Was that like I think kids get bored and they have intercourse - Juno 00:05 I think kids get bored and they have intercourse Boy I thought you were the kind of girl - Juno 00:15 Boy I thought you were the kind of girl Are you honestly and truly going to prom with Katrina De Voort - Juno 00:06 Are you honestly and truly going to prom with Katrina De... Hey you know - Juno 00:06 Hey you know He told me that Katrina's house smells like soup - Juno 00:10 He told me that Katrina's house smells like soup Hey yeah um - Juno 00:13 Hey yeah um Or you can wait a few more months - Juno 00:29 Or you can wait a few more months Well it can only go one of two ways - Juno 00:10 Well it can only go one of two ways The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants me - Juno 00:30 The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants me I've wanted this for a really long time - Juno 00:10 I've wanted this for a really long time Could I use the facilities first - Juno 00:07 Could I use the facilities first Have you guys thought of any names for the baby yet - Juno 00:21 Have you guys thought of any names for the baby yet But you know boys have endured way worse things for nookie - Juno 00:06 But you know boys have endured way worse things for nookie Can we make out now - Juno 00:04 Can we make out now You should grow a mustache - Juno 00:07 You should grow a mustache Mm Wholesome spiritually wealthy couple - Juno 00:11 Mm Wholesome spiritually wealthy couple I work mostly from home I'm a composer - Juno 00:13 I work mostly from home I'm a composer Would you like a free condom - Juno 00:15 Would you like a free condom What are you ashamed that we did it - Juno 00:37 What are you ashamed that we did it Oh I could so go for like a huge cookie right now - Juno 00:08 Oh I could so go for like a huge cookie right now Liberty Bell if you put - Juno 00:06 Liberty Bell if you put
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Cast

Juno MacGuff - Ellen Page
Paulie Bleeker - Michael Cera
Vanessa Loring - Jennifer Garner
Mark Loring - Jason Bateman
Bren MacGuff - Allison Janney
All Cast