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And I'm gonna punch that Bleeker kid in the wienernext time I see him
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Juno

And I'm gonna punch that Bleeker kid in the wiener next time I see him

Juno • 2007
Mac MacGuff:
And I'm gonna punch that Bleeker kid in the wiener next time I see him

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And I'm gonna punch that Bleeker kid in the wiener
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next time I see him
Available in 7 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,366
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:50
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Mandate Pictures,Mr. Mudd,Fox Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

Actors

J.K. Simmons
Mac Macguff
J.K. Simmons
Thanks for having me and my irresponsible childover to your house - Juno 00:05
Thanks for having me and my irresponsible childover to your...
Oh wicked pic in the PennySaver by the waySuper classy not like those peoplewith the fake woods in the backgroundHonestly who do they think they're foolingYou found us in the PennySaver - Juno 00:12
Oh wicked pic in the PennySaver by the waySuper classy not...
And this of course is JunoLike the city in AlaskaNoNoHon Shall we sit down get to know one anotherWell I thought I'd get some drinksWhat would anyone likeI have Pellegrino or vitamin water ororange juice withI'll have a Maker's Mark please UpShe's - Juno 00:27
And this of course is JunoLike the city in AlaskaNoNoHon...
So Juno first off how far along are youI'm a junior - Juno 00:09
So Juno first off how far along are youI'm a junior
Let's talk about how we're gonna do this thingWhat do you mean don't I justhave the thing squeeze it on out and hand it overMark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoptionUh waitwhat does that meanIt means they'd send annual updates photoslet - Juno 00:54
Let's talk about how we're gonna do this thingWhat...
No I don't want to you know sell the thing - Juno 00:04
No I don't want to you know sell the thing
Have you ever felt like you were just born to do somethingYesHeating and air conditioning - Juno 00:08
Have you ever felt like you were just born to do...
Could I use the facilities first'Cause being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit - Juno 00:07
Could I use the facilities first'Cause being pregnant...
I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift of lifesweet screaming pooping lifeand you don't even have to be therewhen it comes out all covered in um VisceraBlood and guts - Juno 00:11
I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift of lifesweet...
Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuffShe gave you your own room in in inin your whole house for your for your stuffWow She's got you on a long leash there Mark - Juno 00:13
Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuffShe gave you...
Whoa So so when was that Was that like'93 Best time for rock 'n' rollNuh uh'77 Are youWhat Punk volume number oneYou're crazyYou weren't thereYou couldn't understand the magicYou weren't even alive - Juno 00:19
Whoa So so when was that Was that like'93 Best time for...
What's thatIt's a Pilates machineWhat do you make with itYou don't make anythingIt's for exercisingYeah my wife ordered one of those uhTony Little Gazelles off the TVYou know from the guy with the ponytailGuy just doesn't look right to me - Juno 00:26
What's thatIt's a Pilates machineWhat do you make...
I'll be right back. - Juno 00:43
I'll be right back.
I'm going to say I'm about 104 sureReallyHere you go sirNo seriously if I could just have the thingand give it to you now I totally wouldBut I'm guessing it looks probablylike a sea monkey right nowand you know we should let it get aget a little get a - Juno 00:21
I'm going to say I'm about 104 sureReallyHere you...
Hmm? Honey... Come here. - Juno 00:07
Hmm? Honey... Come here.
# I'm sticking with you # # 'Cause I'm made out of glue # #Anything that you might do # # I'm gonna do, too... - Juno 01:01
# I'm sticking with you # # 'Cause I'm made...
Did you hear it's yours - Juno 00:20
Did you hear it's yours
You should grow a mustacheI can'tMe neither - Juno 00:07
You should grow a mustacheI can'tMe neither
But I'm going to stop wearing underpantsRaise my sperm count - Juno 00:06
But I'm going to stop wearing underpantsRaise my sperm...
There's your baby. - Juno 00:13
There's your baby.