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And pay for that pee stick when you're doneDon't think it's yours just 'cause you marked itwith your urine
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Juno

You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's yours just...

Juno • 2007
Rollo:
You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine!

Full Transcript

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And pay for that pee stick when you're done
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Don't think it's yours just 'cause you marked it
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with your urine
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
376
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:46
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Mandate Pictures,Mr. Mudd,Fox Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

Actors

Rainn Wilson
Rollo
Rainn Wilson
What's the prognosis fertile MyrtleMinus or plusI don't know It's not seasoned yetTake some of theseNo there it isGod that little pink plus sign is so unholyThat ain't no Etch A SketchThis is one doodle that can't be undid home skillet - Juno 00:27
What's the prognosis fertile MyrtleMinus or plusI...
No, there it is. - Juno 00:16
No, there it is.
# I took the Polaroid down in my room # # I'm pretty sure you have a new girlfriend # # It's not as if I don't like you # # It just makes me sad whenever I see it # # 'Cause I like to be gone most of the time # #And you like to be home most of the time # - Juno 00:52
# I took the Polaroid down in my room # # I'm pretty...
# I had a dream that I had to drive to Madison # #To deliver a painting # # For some silly reason # # I took a wrong turn and ended up in Michigan... - Juno 00:15
# I had a dream that I had to drive to Madison # #To deliver...
Yo yo yo giddy yo - Juno 00:35
Yo yo yo giddy yo
So are you going to go to Havenbrook or Women Now'Cause you know you need a note from your parentsfor HavenbrookYeah I I know um no I'm going to go to Women Nowjust 'cause they help out women now - Juno 00:12
So are you going to go to Havenbrook or Women Now'Cause...
Wow your shorts are like especially gold todayMy mom uses colorsafe bleachGo Carol - Juno 00:10
Wow your shorts are like especially gold todayMy mom uses...
When I see them all running like thatwith their things bouncing around in their shortsI always picture them naked even if I don't want toAll I see is pork swords - Juno 00:12
When I see them all running like thatwith their things...
So guess whatWhat I don't knowI'm pregnant - Juno 00:10
So guess whatWhat I don't knowI'm pregnant
I'm pregnantWhat should we do aboutWell you know I was justI was thinking I'd just nip it in the budbefore it gets worse'Cause they were talking about in health classhow pregnancy it can often lead to an infantTypically yeah yeahThat's what happens when - Juno 00:37
I'm pregnantWhat should we do aboutWell you know I was...
What should we do... - Juno 00:36
What should we do...
Well, I'm sorry I had sex with you. - Juno 00:13
Well, I'm sorry I had sex with you.
Your book feel apart. - Juno 00:51
Your book feel apart.
The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants meJocks like him always want freaky girlsgirls with horn rimmed glasses and vegan footwearand Goth makeupGirls who like play the cello and read McSweeney'sand want to be childrens' librarians when they - Juno 00:30
The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants meJocks...
So who's readyfor some chromo magnificenceYeah I have a menstrual migraineso I can't really look at bright lights todayAmanda I told you to goto the infirmary and lie downYou never listenNo Josh because I don't take ordersnot from you and not from any man - Juno 00:52
So who's readyfor some chromo magnificenceYeah I have a...
Oprima el número dos. - Juno 00:06
Oprima el número dos.
Hey, yeah, um, l- I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion. - Juno 00:14
Hey, yeah, um, l- I'm just calling to procure a hasty...
L I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion - Juno 00:05
L I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion
Ugh I hate it when adults use the term sexually activeWhat does it even meanThat I like deactivate somedayOr is this some sort of permanent state ofbeing - Juno 00:11
Ugh I hate it when adults use the term sexually activeWhat...
Oh and she inexplicably mails me a cactusevery Valentine's DayAnd I'm like Thanks a heap coyote uglyThis cactus gram stings even worse than your abandonment - Juno 00:11
Oh and she inexplicably mails me a cactusevery...