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Juno

I'm gonna stop wearing underwear. Raise my sperm count

Juno • 2007
Vijay:
I'm gonna stop wearing underwear. Raise my sperm count

Full Transcript

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But I'm going to stop wearing underpants
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Raise my sperm count
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
492
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:14
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Mandate Pictures,Mr. Mudd,Fox Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

Actors
Vijay
Aman Johal
There's your baby. - Juno 00:13
There's your baby.
Whoa Check out Baby Big HeadDude that thing is freaky lookingExcuse me I am a sacred vesselall right All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell - Juno 00:11
Whoa Check out Baby Big HeadDude that thing is freaky...
Well there you have itWould you like to know the sexYes NoPlease Juno Please No Definitely no There's no sexPlanning to be surprised when you deliverWell no I want Mark and Vanessa to be surprisedand if you told meI'll just like ruin everythingAre Mark - Juno 01:22
Well there you have itWould you like to know the sexYes...
Bren, use a dick! - Juno 00:08
Bren, use a dick!
# Dearest, though you're the nearest to my heart # # Please don't ever # # Ever say we'll part # #You scold # #And you are so bold # #Yes, together, yeah # # I'm going to treat you right # #Yeah, I'm going to treat you right. - Juno 00:38
# Dearest, though you're the nearest to my heart # #...
I work mostly from home I'm a composerNo shitLike Johann Brahms orNo More commercial stuffLike whatCommercials - Juno 00:13
I work mostly from home I'm a composerNo shitLike...
You're quite the sellout MarkI mean what would the Melvins say - Juno 00:06
You're quite the sellout MarkI mean what would the...
Well it can only go one of two waysThat's what you thinkI mean I drink tons of boozeso you might end up with one of those scary neuter babiesthat's born without junkJunk huhYeah You know its partsI know what junk is Yeah rightWe definitely want it to have - Juno 00:27
Well it can only go one of two waysThat's what you...
Have you guys thought of any names for the baby yetUh sort of yesVanessa likes Madison for a girlMadisonWait hold onIsn't that like a little gay - Juno 00:21
Have you guys thought of any names for the baby yetUh sort...
No you see my dad went through this huge obsessionwith Roman and Greek mythologySo he decided to name me after Zeus' wife I got itZeus like he had tons of laysbut I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wifeAnd she was supposed to be like really beautiful but - Juno 00:23
No you see my dad went through this huge obsessionwith Roman...
She hates when I sit around and I watch moviesand I don't contributeNo I'll handle thisI'm really good at defusing mom type rage - Juno 00:09
She hates when I sit around and I watch moviesand I...
It's a babyOh It's your babyKind of looks like it's waving you knowLike it's sayingHey Vanessa will you be my momOh it kind of does - Juno 00:17
It's a babyOh It's your babyKind of looks like...
Yeah I came as soonas I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvisIt was crazy actuallyMy stepmom verbally abused the ultrasound techand we got escorted off the premises - Juno 00:13
Yeah I came as soonas I got that ultrasound goo off my...
Wow, what kind of swag did you score? - Juno 00:45
Wow, what kind of swag did you score?
You should have gone to China. - Juno 00:36
You should have gone to China.
Your parents are probably wondering where you areNah I mean I'm already pregnantso what other kind of shenanigans could I get into - Juno 00:10
Your parents are probably wondering where you areNah I mean...
Hey, Juno. - Juno 00:19
Hey, Juno.
Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive oncebut now she looks like a hobbitYou know the fat one that was in The Goonies - Juno 00:11
Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive oncebut now she...
Hey, man. - Juno 00:25
Hey, man.
Orange tic tacs are Bleeker's one and only viceThe day I got pregnanthis mouth tasted really tangy and delicious - Juno 00:11
Orange tic tacs are Bleeker's one and only viceThe day...