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Juno

Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

Director

Jason Reitman

Year

Genre

comedy, drama, romance

Box Office

$143,495,265

Production

Mandate Pictures,Mr. Mudd,Fox Searchlight Pictures

Awards

Won 1 Oscar. 89 wins & 100 nominations total

Homepage

http://www.foxsearchlight.com/juno/

Juno MacGuff

Paulie Bleeker

Vanessa Loring

Jennifer Garner

Mark Loring

Bren MacGuff

Mac MacGuff

Leah

Gerta Rauss

Rollo

Steve Rendazo

Bleeker's Mom (as Darla Vandenbossche)

Vijay

Su-Chin

Punk Receptionist

Ultrasound Technician

Kaaren de Zilva

Guy Lab Partner

Steven Christopher Parker

Girl Lab Partner

Liberty Bell

Chemistry Teacher

Tough Girl

Nurse (as Kirsten Williamson)

Pretty-to-Goth Girl

Katrina De Voort

Ashley Whillans

Track Announcer / Dad Smile Photo

Keith

Sex Ed Teacher

RPG Nerd

Delivery Room Doctor

Vanessa's Friend #1

Vanessa's Friend #2

Dancing Elk Track Team

Dancing Elk Track Team

Dancing Elk Track Team

Dancing Elk Track Team

Dancing Elk Track Team

Dancing Elk Track Team

Dancing Elk Track Team

Dancing Elk Track Team

Kid Smile Photo

Josephine Reitman

Kid Smile Photo

Kid Smile Photo

Ethan Steelberg

Ultrasound Baby

Matthew Sanders

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Juno Macguff Paulie Bleeker Vanessa Loring Mac Macguff Su-chin Leah Rollo Mark Loring Ultrasound Technician Gerta Rauss Tough Girl Girl Lab Partner Guy Lab Partner Vijay Punk Receptionist Steve Rendazo Liberty Bell Bleeker's Mom

I've wanted this for a really long timeI knowWizard - Juno

I've wanted this for a really long timeI knowWizard

This is the most magnificent discarded living room setI've ever seen - Juno

This is the most magnificent discarded living room...

Well, well, if it isn't MacGuff the crime dog. - Juno

Well, well, if it isn't MacGuff the crime dog.

Silencio old man - Juno

Silencio old man

What's the prognosis fertile MyrtleMinus or plusI don't know It's not seasoned yetTake some of theseNo there it isGod that little pink plus sign is so unholyThat ain't no Etch A SketchThis is one doodle that can't be undid home skillet - Juno

What's the prognosis fertile MyrtleMinus or plusI...

Yo yo yo giddy yo - Juno

Yo yo yo giddy yo

So are you going to go to Havenbrook or Women Now'Cause you know you need a note from your parentsfor HavenbrookYeah I I know um no I'm going to go to Women Nowjust 'cause they help out women now - Juno

So are you going to go to Havenbrook or Women Now'Cause...

Wow your shorts are like especially gold todayMy mom uses colorsafe bleachGo Carol - Juno

Wow your shorts are like especially gold todayMy mom uses...

When I see them all running like thatwith their things bouncing around in their shortsI always picture them naked even if I don't want toAll I see is pork swords - Juno

When I see them all running like thatwith their things...

So guess whatWhat I don't knowI'm pregnant - Juno

So guess whatWhat I don't knowI'm pregnant

I'm pregnantWhat should we do aboutWell you know I was justI was thinking I'd just nip it in the budbefore it gets worse'Cause they were talking about in health classhow pregnancy it can often lead to an infantTypically yeah yeahThat's what happens when - Juno

I'm pregnantWhat should we do aboutWell you know I was...

The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants meJocks like him always want freaky girlsgirls with horn rimmed glasses and vegan footwearand Goth makeupGirls who like play the cello and read McSweeney'sand want to be childrens' librarians when they - Juno

The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants meJocks...

So who's readyfor some chromo magnificenceYeah I have a menstrual migraineso I can't really look at bright lights todayAmanda I told you to goto the infirmary and lie downYou never listenNo Josh because I don't take ordersnot from you and not from any man - Juno

So who's readyfor some chromo magnificenceYeah I have a...

Hey, yeah, um, l- I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion. - Juno

Hey, yeah, um, l- I'm just calling to procure a hasty...

L I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion - Juno

L I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion

Ugh I hate it when adults use the term sexually activeWhat does it even meanThat I like deactivate somedayOr is this some sort of permanent state ofbeing - Juno

Ugh I hate it when adults use the term sexually activeWhat...

Oh and she inexplicably mails me a cactusevery Valentine's DayAnd I'm like Thanks a heap coyote uglyThis cactus gram stings even worse than your abandonment - Juno

Oh and she inexplicably mails me a cactusevery...

All babieswant to get bornedAll babies want to get borned - Juno

All babieswant to get bornedAll babies want to get borned

But I'm having trouble concentratingOh well I'll sell you some of my Adderall if youNo thanksI'm off pillsIt's a wise choice'Cause I knew this girlshe had this like crazy freak out'cause she took too many behavioral meds at onceAnd she just like ripped - Juno

But I'm having trouble concentratingOh well I'll...

Would you like a free condomThey're boysenberryNo I'm I'm off sex right nowMy boyfriend uses them every time we have intercourseThey make his junksmell like pie - Juno

Would you like a free condomThey're boysenberryNo...

And then the friggin' receptionistis trying to get me to take these condomsthat look like grape suckersAnd just babbling awayabout her friggin' boyfriend's pie ballsOoh yumOh and then Su Chin was there YeahAnd she was like Oh hi Babies have - Juno

And then the friggin' receptionistis trying to get me...

You should look at adoption adsI see them all the time in the PennySaverThey have ads for parentsYeahDesperately seeking spawnright next to like terriersand iguanas and used fitness equipment and stuffIt's it's like totally legit - Juno

You should look at adoption adsI see them all the time in...

Mm Wholesome spiritually wealthy couplehave found true love with each other AwAll that's missing is your bastardI want a parakeet - Juno

Mm Wholesome spiritually wealthy couplehave found true love...

No I heard youI just like I don't want to give the babyto a family that describes themselves as wholesomeWhy Well I don't knowI just want someone a little more edgierOkay what did you have in mind exactlyI was thinking more like graphic designer mid - Juno

No I heard youI just like I don't want to give the...

Uh how about thisEducated successful couple seekinginfant to join our family of fiveYou will be compensatedHelp us complete the circle of loveYeesh That sounds greatThey sound like a freakin' cult is what they sound likeAnd besides they already have three - Juno

Uh how about thisEducated successful couple seekinginfant to...

They were Mark and Vanessa Loring, and they were beautiful even in black and white. - Juno

They were Mark and Vanessa Loring, and they were beautiful...

Like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me - Juno

Like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me

Dude I think it's best to just tell themI'm pregnantOh GodYeah but I'm gonnagive it up for adoptionAnd I already found the perfect coupleThey're gonna pay for the medical expenses and everythingAnd and what 30 er odd weekswe can just pretend that this - Juno

Dude I think it's best to just tell themI'm...

And you know Paulie is actually greatin uh OkayIn chair - Juno

And you know Paulie is actually greatin uh OkayIn chair

And I it's just that I'm not ready to be a momDamn skippy you're notYou don't even rememberto give Liberty Bell her breathing medsThat was once and she did not die if you recall - Juno

And I it's just that I'm not ready to be a momDamn...

Boy I thought you were the kind of girlwho knew when to say whenI don't really know what kind of girl I am - Juno

Boy I thought you were the kind of girlwho knew when to say...

Thanks for having me and my irresponsible childover to your house - Juno

Thanks for having me and my irresponsible childover to your...

Oh wicked pic in the PennySaver by the waySuper classy not like those peoplewith the fake woods in the backgroundHonestly who do they think they're foolingYou found us in the PennySaver - Juno

Oh wicked pic in the PennySaver by the waySuper classy not...

And this of course is JunoLike the city in AlaskaNoNoHon Shall we sit down get to know one anotherWell I thought I'd get some drinksWhat would anyone likeI have Pellegrino or vitamin water ororange juice withI'll have a Maker's Mark please UpShe's - Juno

And this of course is JunoLike the city in AlaskaNoNoHon...

So Juno first off how far along are youI'm a junior - Juno

So Juno first off how far along are youI'm a junior

Let's talk about how we're gonna do this thingWhat do you mean don't I justhave the thing squeeze it on out and hand it overMark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoptionUh waitwhat does that meanIt means they'd send annual updates photoslet - Juno

Let's talk about how we're gonna do this thingWhat...

No I don't want to you know sell the thing - Juno

No I don't want to you know sell the thing

Could I use the facilities first'Cause being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit - Juno

Could I use the facilities first'Cause being pregnant...

I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift of lifesweet screaming pooping lifeand you don't even have to be therewhen it comes out all covered in um VisceraBlood and guts - Juno

I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift of lifesweet...

Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuffShe gave you your own room in in inin your whole house for your for your stuffWow She's got you on a long leash there Mark - Juno

Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuffShe gave you...

Whoa So so when was that Was that like'93 Best time for rock 'n' rollNuh uh'77 Are youWhat Punk volume number oneYou're crazyYou weren't thereYou couldn't understand the magicYou weren't even alive - Juno

Whoa So so when was that Was that like'93 Best time for...

I'm going to say I'm about 104 sureReallyHere you go sirNo seriously if I could just have the thingand give it to you now I totally wouldBut I'm guessing it looks probablylike a sea monkey right nowand you know we should let it get aget a little get a - Juno

I'm going to say I'm about 104 sureReallyHere you...

Did you hear it's yours - Juno

Did you hear it's yours

Whoa Check out Baby Big HeadDude that thing is freaky lookingExcuse me I am a sacred vesselall right All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell - Juno

Whoa Check out Baby Big HeadDude that thing is freaky...

Well there you have itWould you like to know the sexYes NoPlease Juno Please No Definitely no There's no sexPlanning to be surprised when you deliverWell no I want Mark and Vanessa to be surprisedand if you told meI'll just like ruin everythingAre Mark - Juno

Well there you have itWould you like to know the sexYes...

I work mostly from home I'm a composerNo shitLike Johann Brahms orNo More commercial stuffLike whatCommercials - Juno

I work mostly from home I'm a composerNo shitLike...

You're quite the sellout MarkI mean what would the Melvins say - Juno

You're quite the sellout MarkI mean what would the...

Well it can only go one of two waysThat's what you thinkI mean I drink tons of boozeso you might end up with one of those scary neuter babiesthat's born without junkJunk huhYeah You know its partsI know what junk is Yeah rightWe definitely want it to have - Juno

Well it can only go one of two waysThat's what you...

Have you guys thought of any names for the baby yetUh sort of yesVanessa likes Madison for a girlMadisonWait hold onIsn't that like a little gay - Juno

Have you guys thought of any names for the baby yetUh sort...

No you see my dad went through this huge obsessionwith Roman and Greek mythologySo he decided to name me after Zeus' wife I got itZeus like he had tons of laysbut I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wifeAnd she was supposed to be like really beautiful but - Juno

No you see my dad went through this huge obsessionwith Roman...

She hates when I sit around and I watch moviesand I don't contributeNo I'll handle thisI'm really good at defusing mom type rage - Juno

She hates when I sit around and I watch moviesand I...

It's a babyOh It's your babyKind of looks like it's waving you knowLike it's sayingHey Vanessa will you be my momOh it kind of does - Juno

It's a babyOh It's your babyKind of looks like...

Yeah I came as soonas I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvisIt was crazy actuallyMy stepmom verbally abused the ultrasound techand we got escorted off the premises - Juno

Yeah I came as soonas I got that ultrasound goo off my...

Your parents are probably wondering where you areNah I mean I'm already pregnantso what other kind of shenanigans could I get into - Juno

Your parents are probably wondering where you areNah I mean...

Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive oncebut now she looks like a hobbitYou know the fat one that was in The Goonies - Juno

Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive oncebut now she...

Orange tic tacs are Bleeker's one and only viceThe day I got pregnanthis mouth tasted really tangy and delicious - Juno

Orange tic tacs are Bleeker's one and only viceThe day...

Really seem to be getting uh pregnant er these days - Juno

Really seem to be getting uh pregnant er these days

What about Katrina De Voort? - Juno

What about Katrina De Voort?

God spermie must you always feed - Juno

God spermie must you always feed

It's crazy but I'm a legend you knowThey call me the cautionary whale - Juno

It's crazy but I'm a legend you knowThey call me...

Well you should try talking to it'cause like supposedly they can hear youeven though it's all like 10 000 leagues under the sea - Juno

Well you should try talking to it'cause like supposedly...

I've been listening to thatreally weird CD that you made meYeah what's the verdictWell it's cuteIt's cuteWhen you're used to listeningto the raw power of Iggy and The Stoogeseverything else just sounds kind of likeprecious in comparison - Juno

I've been listening to thatreally weird CD that you...

How many months has it been nowYou're getting hugeOh it's honing in on eightYou should see how weird I look nakedI wish my fun bags would get biggerGod trust me you don'tI have to actually wear a frickin' bra nowand rub all this nasty cocoa butter stuff - Juno

How many months has it been nowYou're getting hugeOh...

Why is everyone always staring at meWell you are kind of convex you knowWhoa uhWho's been doing their geometry homework for onceI have no choiceKeith's been grading me like so hard latelyDo not call Mr Connors KeithWhy'Cause my barf reflex is really - Juno

Why is everyone always staring at meWell you are kind of...

He told me that Katrina's house smells like soupOh Oh my God it totally doesI was there like four years ago for a birthday partyOh my God it's like Lipton Landing - Juno

He told me that Katrina's house smells like soupOh Oh...

Are you jealousI thought you said you didn't care what he didNot jealous don't careIt's just I know Bleek doesn't like Katrina you knowHe shouldn't toy with her emotions like that'cause she seems pretty nice - Juno

Are you jealousI thought you said you didn't care what...

Are you honestly and truly going to prom with Katrina De Voort - Juno

Are you honestly and truly going to prom with Katrina De...

And despite the fact that your little girlfriendgave me the stink eye in art class yesterdayKatrina's not my girlfriend all rightAnd I doubt that she gave you the stink eyeThat's just the way her face looks you knowThat's just her face - Juno

And despite the fact that your little girlfriendgave me the...

Yeah what You you just take Soupy Sales to promI can think of so many cooler things to do that nightLike you know what Bleek I might pumice my feetI might go to Bren's dumb Unitarian ChurchMaybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice you know'cause - Juno

Yeah what You you just take Soupy Sales to promI can think...

Well I still have your underwearI still I have your virginityWould you shut up - Juno

Well I still have your underwearI still I have your...

You shouldn't be carrying - Juno

You shouldn't be carrying

Most Fruitful YukiMm hmmIs this a pregnant superheroIsn't that greatI found it in Japan when I was there with my bandIt reminds me of youHells yeah YeahThis actually makes me feel way less of a fat dorkWell Yuki is a real bad assYou should be very proud - Juno

Most Fruitful YukiMm hmmIs this a pregnant...

I I just like being - Juno

I I just like being

You're so young - Juno

You're so young

Oh and you know whatI bought another Sonic Youth album and it sucksIt's just noise - Juno

Oh and you know whatI bought another Sonic Youth album and...

Why are you cryingI'm not cryingI'm just allergic to fine home furnishings - Juno

Why are you cryingI'm not cryingI'm just allergic...

What would be a good time for you, Mark? - Juno

What would be a good time for you, Mark?

You know - Juno

I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while. - Juno

I never realize how much I like being home unless I've...

Hey big puffy version of June bug - Juno

Hey big puffy version of June bug

I'm just like losing my faith with humanityWow can you narrow that down for meI just wonder if liketwo people can stay together for goodYou mean like couplesYeah like people in loveAre you having boy trouble'Cause I got to be honest I don't really much - Juno

I'm just like losing my faith with humanityWow can you...

I just I need to know that it's possiblethat two people can stay happy together forever - Juno

I just I need to know that it's possiblethat two people...

Hey did you put likea hundred things of tic tacs in my mailboxOh yeah Yeah that was meWhyWell you know they're your faveand uh I mean you can never have too many of your favoriteone calorie breath mints - Juno

Hey did you put likea hundred things of tic tacs in my...

I think I'm in love with youYou mean as friendsNo I mean for real'Cause you're like the coolest person I've ever metand you don't even have to tryI try really hard actually - Juno

I think I'm in love with youYou mean as friendsNo I...

DadWhatDad either I just peed my pants or umOrThundercats are go - Juno

DadWhatDad either I just peed my pants or umOrThundercats...

Ow ow fuckity owGod Bren when do I get the friggin' spinal tap thingIt's called a spinal blockand you can't have it yet honeyThe doctor said you're not dilated enoughOh come on I mean it's likeI have to wait for it to get worseWhy can't I just have the - Juno

Ow ow fuckity owGod Bren when do I get the friggin'...

It ended with a chair - Juno

It ended with a chair

As boyfriends go Paulie Bleeker is totally bossHe is the cheese to my macaroniAnd I know people are supposed to fall in lovebefore they reproducebut I guess normalcy isn't really our style - Juno

As boyfriends go Paulie Bleeker is totally bossHe is the...

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Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Jason Reitman

Writer: Diablo Cody

Production: Mandate Pictures,Mr. Mudd,Fox Searchlight Pictures

Genre: comedy, drama, romance

Year: 2007

MetaScore: 81/100

ImdbRating: 7.4

BoxOffice: $143,495,265

Released: 25 Dec 2007

Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 89 wins & 100 nominations total

Homepage: http://www.foxsearchlight.com/juno/