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Could I use the facilities first'Cause being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit
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Juno

Can I use the facilities? Because being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit!

Juno • 2007
Juno MacGuff:
Can I use the facilities? Because being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit!

Full Transcript

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could I use the facilities first
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'Cause being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
612
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:16
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Mandate Pictures,Mr. Mudd,Fox Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

Actors
Juno Macguff
Ellen Page
Jennifer Garner
Vanessa Loring
Jennifer Garner
I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift of lifesweet screaming pooping lifeand you don't even have to be therewhen it comes out all covered in um VisceraBlood and guts - Juno 00:11
I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift of lifesweet...
Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuffShe gave you your own room in in inin your whole house for your for your stuffWow She's got you on a long leash there Mark - Juno 00:13
Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuffShe gave you...
Whoa So so when was that Was that like'93 Best time for rock 'n' rollNuh uh'77 Are youWhat Punk volume number oneYou're crazyYou weren't thereYou couldn't understand the magicYou weren't even alive - Juno 00:19
Whoa So so when was that Was that like'93 Best time for...
What's thatIt's a Pilates machineWhat do you make with itYou don't make anythingIt's for exercisingYeah my wife ordered one of those uhTony Little Gazelles off the TVYou know from the guy with the ponytailGuy just doesn't look right to me - Juno 00:26
What's thatIt's a Pilates machineWhat do you make...
I'll be right back. - Juno 00:43
I'll be right back.
I'm going to say I'm about 104 sureReallyHere you go sirNo seriously if I could just have the thingand give it to you now I totally wouldBut I'm guessing it looks probablylike a sea monkey right nowand you know we should let it get aget a little get a - Juno 00:21
I'm going to say I'm about 104 sureReallyHere you...
Hmm? Honey... Come here. - Juno 00:07
Hmm? Honey... Come here.
# I'm sticking with you # # 'Cause I'm made out of glue # #Anything that you might do # # I'm gonna do, too... - Juno 01:01
# I'm sticking with you # # 'Cause I'm made...
Did you hear it's yours - Juno 00:20
Did you hear it's yours
You should grow a mustacheI can'tMe neither - Juno 00:07
You should grow a mustacheI can'tMe neither
But I'm going to stop wearing underpantsRaise my sperm count - Juno 00:06
But I'm going to stop wearing underpantsRaise my sperm...
There's your baby. - Juno 00:13
There's your baby.
Whoa Check out Baby Big HeadDude that thing is freaky lookingExcuse me I am a sacred vesselall right All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell - Juno 00:11
Whoa Check out Baby Big HeadDude that thing is freaky...
Well there you have itWould you like to know the sexYes NoPlease Juno Please No Definitely no There's no sexPlanning to be surprised when you deliverWell no I want Mark and Vanessa to be surprisedand if you told meI'll just like ruin everythingAre Mark - Juno 01:22
Well there you have itWould you like to know the sexYes...
Bren, use a dick! - Juno 00:08
Bren, use a dick!
# Dearest, though you're the nearest to my heart # # Please don't ever # # Ever say we'll part # #You scold # #And you are so bold # #Yes, together, yeah # # I'm going to treat you right # #Yeah, I'm going to treat you right. - Juno 00:38
# Dearest, though you're the nearest to my heart # #...
I work mostly from home I'm a composerNo shitLike Johann Brahms orNo More commercial stuffLike whatCommercials - Juno 00:13
I work mostly from home I'm a composerNo shitLike...
You're quite the sellout MarkI mean what would the Melvins say - Juno 00:06
You're quite the sellout MarkI mean what would the...
Well it can only go one of two waysThat's what you thinkI mean I drink tons of boozeso you might end up with one of those scary neuter babiesthat's born without junkJunk huhYeah You know its partsI know what junk is Yeah rightWe definitely want it to have - Juno 00:27
Well it can only go one of two waysThat's what you...
Have you guys thought of any names for the baby yetUh sort of yesVanessa likes Madison for a girlMadisonWait hold onIsn't that like a little gay - Juno 00:21
Have you guys thought of any names for the baby yetUh sort...