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Leah:
Dude, I think it's best to just tell 'em.Juno MacGuff:I'm Pregnant.Bren:Oh, God.Juno MacGuff:But, uh ah, I'm going to give it up for adoption and I already found the perfect couple, they're going to pay for the medical expenses and everything. And and what ah 30 or odd weeks we can just pretend that this never happened.Mac MacGuff:You're pregnant?Juno MacGuff:I'm sorry. I'm sorry... And if it is any consolation I have heartburn that is radiating in my knee caps and I haven't taken a dump since like Wednesday... morning.Bren:I didn't even know that you were sexually active.Juno MacGuff:I, uh...Mac MacGuff:Who is the kid?Juno MacGuff:The-the baby? I don't really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails, allegedly.Bren:Nails, really?Juno MacGuff:Yeah!Mac MacGuff:No, I know I mean who's the father, Juno?Juno MacGuff:Umm... It's Paulie Bleeker.Mac MacGuff:Paulie Bleeker?Juno MacGuff:What?Mac MacGuff:I didn't think he had it in him.Leah:I know, right?
Dude, I think it's best to just tell 'em.Juno MacGuff:I'm Pregnant.Bren:Oh, God.Juno MacGuff:But, uh ah, I'm going to give it up for adoption and I already found the perfect couple, they're going to pay for the medical expenses and everything. And and what ah 30 or odd weeks we can just pretend that this never happened.Mac MacGuff:You're pregnant?Juno MacGuff:I'm sorry. I'm sorry... And if it is any consolation I have heartburn that is radiating in my knee caps and I haven't taken a dump since like Wednesday... morning.Bren:I didn't even know that you were sexually active.Juno MacGuff:I, uh...Mac MacGuff:Who is the kid?Juno MacGuff:The-the baby? I don't really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails, allegedly.Bren:Nails, really?Juno MacGuff:Yeah!Mac MacGuff:No, I know I mean who's the father, Juno?Juno MacGuff:Umm... It's Paulie Bleeker.Mac MacGuff:Paulie Bleeker?Juno MacGuff:What?Mac MacGuff:I didn't think he had it in him.Leah:I know, right?
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Dude I think it's best to just tell them
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I'm pregnant
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Oh God
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Yeah but I'm gonna
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give it up for adoption
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And I already found the perfect couple
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They're gonna pay for the medical expenses and everything
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And and what 30 er odd weeks
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we can just pretend that this never happened
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You're pregnant
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I'm sorry I'm sorry
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And if it is any consolation
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I have heartburn that is radiating my kneecaps
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and I haven't taken a dump since Wednesday
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Morning
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I didn't even know you were sexually active
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Who is the kid
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The baby I don't really know much about it
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other than I mean it has fingernails
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allegedly Nails Really
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Yeah
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No I don't I mean
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who is the father Juno
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Um
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It's it's Paulie Bleeker
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Paulie Bleeker
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What
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I didn't think he had it in him
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I know right
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Movie Summary
Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

