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I'm just like losing my faith with humanityWow can you narrow that down for meI just wonder if liketwo people can stay together for goodYou mean like couplesYeah like people in loveAre you having boy

Ok. You were talking about me right?

Juno • 2007

Juno MacGuff:
I'm just like losing my faith with humanity.Mac MacGuff:Can you can narrow that down for me?Juno MacGuff:I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good.Mac MacGuff:You mean like couples?Juno MacGuff:Yeah, like people in love.Mac MacGuff:Are you having boy troubles? Because I gotta be honest with you; I don't much approve of dating in your condition, 'cause well... that's kind of messed up.Juno MacGuff:Dad, no!Mac MacGuff:Well, it's kind of skanky. Isn't that what you girls call it? Skanky? Skeevy?Juno MacGuff:Please stop.Mac MacGuff: Tore up from the floor up?Juno MacGuff:That's not what it's about. I just need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever.Mac MacGuff:Well, it's not easy, that's for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for 10 years now and I'm proud to say that we're very happy.Mac MacGuff:Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.Juno MacGuff:Yeah. And I think I've found that person.Mac MacGuff:Yeah sure you have - your old D-A-D! You know I'll always be there to love you and support you no matter what kind of pickle you're in... Obviously.Juno MacGuff:Dad, I think I'm just going to, like, shove out for a sec, but I won't be home late.Mac MacGuff:Ok. You were talking about me right?

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I'm just like losing my faith with humanity

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Wow can you narrow that down for me

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I just wonder if like

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two people can stay together for good

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You mean like couples

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Yeah like people in love

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Are you having boy trouble

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'Cause I got to be honest I don't really much approve

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of you dating in your condition

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That's that's kind of messed up

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No Dad it's not I mean that's pretty skanky

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Isn't that what you girls call it skanky

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Skivvy Please stop

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Tore up from the floor up

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That's that's not what it's about it

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I just I need to know that it's possible

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that two people can stay happy together forever

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Well it's not easy that's for sure

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And uh I don't have the best track record in the world

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I know but

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I've been with your stepmother for ten years now

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and um I'm proud to say we're very happy

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Look

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in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person

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who loves you for exactly what you are

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Good mood bad mood

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ugly pretty

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handsome what have you

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The right person's still gonna think

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the sun shines out your ass

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That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with

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Yeah

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Yeah and I think I've found that person

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Yeah sure you have your dear old D A D

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You know I'll always be there to love you and support you

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no matter what kind of pickle you're in

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Obviously

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Dad I think I'm just gonna like shove out for a sec

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but I won't be home late

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Okay

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You were talking about me right

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أشعر و كأني أفقد إيماني بالبشرية

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هلا وضحت لي ذلك أكثر

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أنا فقط

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أتسائل لو أنه

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يمكن لشخصين أن يبقيا معا للأبد

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أتقصدين كزوجين

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نعم و أقصد أكثر

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كحبيبين

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هل لديك مشكلة عاطفية مع فتى لأني و لأكون صادقا

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لا أؤيد حقا أن تواعدي شخصا و أنت بحالتك تلك

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فسيكون هذا نوعا من الفوضى

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لا يا أبي ليس الأمر كذلك

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أقصد أن ذلك سيكون مريعا للغاية

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أليس هذا هو التعبير الذي تقولونه أيها الفتيات مريع فظيع

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توقف أرجوك

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شنيع

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ليس الأمر كذلك

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أنا فقط بحاجة أن أعرف لو أنه ممكن لشخصين أن يبقيا معا للأبد

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هذا ليس أمرا سهلا بلا ريب

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عن نفسي فأنا ليس لدي أفضل رقم قياسي بالعالم بهذا الشأن و لكني

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أعيش مع زوجة أبيك فترة عشر سنوات حتى الآن

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و فخور بأن أقول بأننا بغاية السعادة

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انظري

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برأيي

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أن أفضل شئ يمكنك فعله هو أن تجدي شخصا يحبك لماهيتك التي أنت عليها بالضبط

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و أنت بمزاج جيد أو مزاج سئ و أنت دميمة أو مشرقة

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في السراء و الضراء

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و الشخص الصحيح هو من سيظل معتقدا بأن الشمس تشرق من عينيك

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و هذا هو نوعية الشخص التي تستحق أن تكوني معه للأبد

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نعم

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أعتقد أني وجدت ذاك الشخص

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نعم بالطبع وجدتيه إنه والدك العجوز

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أنت تعرفين بأني سأكون دوما متواجد لأحبك و أدعمك

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مهما كانت الحماقات التي ستقعين بها

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بكل وضوح

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أعتقد يا أبي أني

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سأخرج لبعض الوقت و لكني

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لن أتأخر على المنزل

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حسنا

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لقد كنت تتحدثين عني أليس كذلك

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Je perds juste confiance envers le genre humain

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Tu pourrais m'expliquer ça

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Je me demande juste

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si

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deux personnes peuvent vivre ensemble pour toujours

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Tu veux dire les couples

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Style

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les gens amoureux

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Tu as un problème de mecs J'approuve pas vraiment que tu sortes avec des garçons dans ton état

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C'est un peu dégoutant

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Non papa

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Je veux dire c'est plutôt crade

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C'est pas comme ça qu'on dit Crade Dégueu

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S'il te plait arrête

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Méga crado

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C'est pas ça

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Est ce possible que 2 personnes soient heureuses pour toujours

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C'est pas facile c'est sûr

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Et je n'ai peut être pas le meilleur casier du monde je sais mais

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Je suis avec ta belle mère depuis dix années maintenant

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Et je peux te dire qu'on est très heureux

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Écoute

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selon moi

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Le mieux est de trouver quelqu'un qui t'aime seulement pour ce que tu es

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Bonne humeur mauvaise humeur belle moche

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resplendissante tout ce que tu veux

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la bonne personne continuera de penser que le soleil sort de ton cul

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C'est le genre de personne avec qui rester

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Ouais

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Je crois que je l'ai déjà trouvée

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Bien sûr ton vieux P A P A

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Toujours là pour toi quel que soit le genre de merdier dans lequel tu es

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Évidemment

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Papa je vais

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sortir un moment mais

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je ne rentrerai pas tard

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Ok

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Tu parlais de moi n'est ce pas

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Ich verliere meinen Glauben an die Menschheit

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Wow könntest du konkreter werden

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Ich frage mich ob zwei Menschen

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für immer zusammen bleiben können

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Du meinst Paare

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Ja verliebte Paare

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Hast du Liebeskummer

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Ehrlich gesagt wäre ich im Moment gegen Jungsgeschichten

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Das wäre Mist Nein Dad das ist

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Das wäre ziemlich abgefahren Sagt ihr Mädels nicht so Voll krass

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Bitte hör auf Total daneben

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Darum geht es nicht

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Ich will nur wissen ob es möglich ist

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dass zwei Menschen für immer glücklich sein können

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Tja leicht ist das nicht

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Und ich bin bestimmt kein leuchtendes Beispiel

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Aber nach zehn Jahren mit deiner Stiefmutter

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kann ich stolz sagen dass wir sehr glücklich sind

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Hör zu

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das Beste was du machen kannst ist

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einen Menschen zu finden der dich so akzeptiert wie du bist

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Gut gelaunt schlecht gelaunt hässlich schön

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attraktiv wie auch immer

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Für den Richtigen bist du selbst beim Furzen noch schön

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Mit so jemandem lohnt sich der Versuch

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Ja

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Ich glaube ich habe den Richtigen gefunden

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Na klar Deinen guten alten D A D

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Ich werde dich immer lieben

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egal in welcher Klemme du steckst

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Offensichtlich

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Ich glaube ich schiebe mal kurz ab

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Aber ich komme bald zurück OK

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Du hast doch mich gemeint oder

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AKu cuma kehilangan selera dengan kemanusiaan

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Bisakah kau jepitkan itu untukku

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AKu cuma

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heran kalau

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dua orang bisa tinggal bersama demi kebaikan

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Maksudmu seperti pasangan

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Yeah seperti

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Orang yang jatuh cinta

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APa kau ada masalah cowok sebab aku harus jujur aku tak setuju kau pacaran dalam kondisi begini

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Itu tak mungkin

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Nggak dad

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Maksudku pretty skanky itu

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Begitukah kalian menyebutnya Skanky Skeevy

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Please stop

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Tore up from the floor up

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Ini bukan tentang itu

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Aku cuma perlu tahu bahwa mungkinkah dua orang dapat hidup bahagia selamanya

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Itu tak mudah itu harus yakin

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Aku tak punya rekor terbaik didunia aku tahu tapi

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aku sudah bersama ibu tirimu selama 10 tahun sekarang

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Dan aku bangga mengatakan bahwa kami sangat bahagia

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Dengar

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Menurut pendapatku

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Hal yang terbaik adalah menemukan orang yang bisa mencintaimu dengan apa adanya keadaanmu

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Mood bagus Mood jelek jahat cantik

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tampan apapun

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orang yang tepat akan tetap berfikir bahwa matahari bersinar dari buritmu

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Itulah orang yang sangat berharga

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Yeah

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Krasa aku sudah menemukannya

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Yeah tentu saja Kau sudah tua D A D

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Kau tahu aku selalu ada untuk mencintaimu mendukungmu kau peduli kau mendapat masalah apapun

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Tentu saja

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Dad kurasa aku akan

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keluar sebentar tapi

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Aku akan pulang telat

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Okay

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Kau berbicara tentang aku kan

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В очередной раз потеряла веру в человечность

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Может введешь меня в курс дела

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Я просто

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подумала

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могут ли два человека быть вместе всю свою жизнь

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В смысле как семейная пара

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Ну да как

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влюбленная пара

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Ты поссорилась со своим парнем я просто

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Не особо одобряю свидания в твоем состоянии

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Это меня удручает

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Да нет

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На мой взгляд это чутка нездорово

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Вы девчонки это так называете

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Хватит

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Нет дело не в этом

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Мне просто

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хочется верить что два человека могут быть счастливы вместе до конца своих дней

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Это не так просто уж поверь мне

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Я не то чтобы лучший пример в данном случае но все же

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я прожил с твоей мачехой уже десять лет

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и могу с гордостью сказать мы очень счастливы

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Послушай

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Я думаю

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Что самым лучшим будет если ты найдешь человека который полюбит тебя такой какая ты есть

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В плохом настроении или в хорошем красивая или не очень

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Который счастлив просто потому что у него есть ты

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Такой человек который поверит всему даже тому что солнечных зайчиков пускает твоя задница

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Вот такого парня тебе стоит искать

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О да

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Мне кажется я его уже нашла

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Конечно нашла это твой Папка

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Ты знаешь я всегда буду любить тебя всегда поддержу и мне не важно в каком ты настроении

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В большинстве случаев

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Пап я пожалуй

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прогуляюсь немного но

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не задержусь до поздна

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ОК

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Ты ведь меня имела ввиду не так ли

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Estoy perdiendo mi fe en la humanidad

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Vaya me lo puedes concretar

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Me preguntaba si

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dos personas pueden estar juntas para siempre

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Te refieres a las parejas

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Sí a los que se enamoran

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Tienes problemas con los chicos

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Para ser sincero no apruebo que salgas con chicos en tu estado

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Es un lío No papá no es

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Es una cerdada No decís eso las chicas Cerdada guarrada

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Por favor para Pedo y tirada por el suelo

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No se trata de eso

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Tengo que saber si es posible

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que dos personas sean felices juntas para siempre

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No es fácil Eso seguro

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Y sé que yo no tengo el mejor historial del mundo

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Pero ya llevo diez años con tu madrastra

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y me enorgullece decir que somos muy felices

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Mira

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en mi opinión lo mejor que puedes hacer es

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encontrar a una persona que te quiera exactamente por lo que eres

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De buen humor de mal humor fea guapa

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hermosa lo que seas

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La persona adecuada seguirá pensando que te brilla el sol por el culo

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Esa es la clase de persona con la que merece la pena quedarse

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Sí

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Creo que he encontrado a esa persona

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Sí desde luego que sí Tu viejo P A D R E

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Siempre te querré y te apoyaré

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sin importar el lío en que te metas

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Como es obvio

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Creo que me voy a dar un garbeo

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Pero no llegaré tarde Vale

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Hablabas de mí verdad

Available in 7 languages

Duration

125 seconds

Views

1,288

Timestamp in Movie

01:18:31

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Mandate Pictures,Mr. Mudd,Fox Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

Actors

Juno Macguff

Mac Macguff