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Juno

Hi, I'm calling to procure a hasty abortion

Juno • 2007
Juno MacGuff:
Hi, I'm calling to procure a hasty abortion

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l I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion
Available in 7 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
491
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:26
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Mandate Pictures,Mr. Mudd,Fox Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

Actors
Juno Macguff
Ellen Page
Ugh I hate it when adults use the term sexually activeWhat does it even meanThat I like deactivate somedayOr is this some sort of permanent state ofbeing - Juno 00:11
Ugh I hate it when adults use the term sexually activeWhat...
Oh and she inexplicably mails me a cactusevery Valentine's DayAnd I'm like Thanks a heap coyote uglyThis cactus gram stings even worse than your abandonment - Juno 00:11
Oh and she inexplicably mails me a cactusevery...
Liberty Bell if you put one more Baco on that potato I'm gonna kick your little monkey butt - Juno 00:06
Liberty Bell if you put one more Baco on that potato...
Liberty Bell if you putone more Bac O on that potatoI'm gonna kick your little monkey butt - Juno 00:06
Liberty Bell if you putone more Bac O on that potatoI'm...
All babieswant to get bornedAll babies want to get borned - Juno 00:07
All babieswant to get bornedAll babies want to get borned
But I'm having trouble concentratingOh well I'll sell you some of my Adderall if youNo thanksI'm off pillsIt's a wise choice'Cause I knew this girlshe had this like crazy freak out'cause she took too many behavioral meds at onceAnd she just like ripped - Juno 00:31
But I'm having trouble concentratingOh well I'll...
Welcome to Women Now, where women are trusted friends. - Juno 00:45
Welcome to Women Now, where women are trusted friends.
Would you like a free condomThey're boysenberryNo I'm I'm off sex right nowMy boyfriend uses them every time we have intercourseThey make his junksmell like pie - Juno 00:15
Would you like a free condomThey're boysenberryNo...
And then the friggin' receptionistis trying to get me to take these condomsthat look like grape suckersAnd just babbling awayabout her friggin' boyfriend's pie ballsOoh yumOh and then Su Chin was there YeahAnd she was like Oh hi Babies have - Juno 00:21
And then the friggin' receptionistis trying to get me...
You should look at adoption adsI see them all the time in the PennySaverThey have ads for parentsYeahDesperately seeking spawnright next to like terriersand iguanas and used fitness equipment and stuffIt's it's like totally legit - Juno 00:18
You should look at adoption adsI see them all the time in...
Mm Wholesome spiritually wealthy couplehave found true love with each other AwAll that's missing is your bastardI want a parakeet - Juno 00:11
Mm Wholesome spiritually wealthy couplehave found true love...
No I heard youI just like I don't want to give the babyto a family that describes themselves as wholesomeWhy Well I don't knowI just want someone a little more edgierOkay what did you have in mind exactlyI was thinking more like graphic designer mid - Juno 00:22
No I heard youI just like I don't want to give the...
Uh how about thisEducated successful couple seekinginfant to join our family of fiveYou will be compensatedHelp us complete the circle of loveYeesh That sounds greatThey sound like a freakin' cult is what they sound likeAnd besides they already have three - Juno 00:19
Uh how about thisEducated successful couple seekinginfant to...
They were Mark and Vanessa Loring, and they were beautiful even in black and white. - Juno 00:08
They were Mark and Vanessa Loring, and they were beautiful...
Hey, Paul, are you coming downstairs to eat? - Juno 00:31
Hey, Paul, are you coming downstairs to eat?
So I'm not really sure how I'm gonna spit this out. - Juno 00:31
So I'm not really sure how I'm gonna spit this...
Like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me - Juno 00:04
Like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me
Dude I think it's best to just tell themI'm pregnantOh GodYeah but I'm gonnagive it up for adoptionAnd I already found the perfect coupleThey're gonna pay for the medical expenses and everythingAnd and what 30 er odd weekswe can just pretend that this - Juno 01:11
Dude I think it's best to just tell themI'm...
And you know Paulie is actually greatin uh OkayIn chair - Juno 00:07
And you know Paulie is actually greatin uh OkayIn chair
And I it's just that I'm not ready to be a momDamn skippy you're notYou don't even rememberto give Liberty Bell her breathing medsThat was once and she did not die if you recall - Juno 00:14
And I it's just that I'm not ready to be a momDamn...