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Let's talk about how we're gonna do this thingWhat do you mean don't I justhave the thing squeeze it on out and hand it overMark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoptionUh waitwhat does

SSHHIT! YES! Close it up!

Juno • 2007

Mark Loring:
So... Let's talk about how we're going to do this thing.Juno MacGuff:What do you mean? Don't I just have the thing? Squeeze it on out and hand it over?Gerta Rauss:Mark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoption...Mac MacGuff:What do you mean?Juno MacGuff:Wait... No! I mean, can't we just, like, kick this old school? Like, I have the baby, put it in a basket and send it your way, like, Moses and the reeds?Mark Loring:Technically, that would be kicking it Old Testament.Gerta Rauss:...So, we all agree that a closed adoption is the best decision for all involved?Juno MacGuff:SSHHIT! YES! Close it up!

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Let's talk about how we're gonna do this thing

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What do you mean don't I just

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have the thing squeeze it on out and hand it over

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Mark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoption

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Uh wait

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what does that mean

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It means they'd send annual updates photos

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let Juno know how the baby is doing

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As he or she grows up

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Whoa whoa No no no no no

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I don't want photos or any kind of notification

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You know I mean

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Can't we just like kick this old school

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You know like I I stick the baby in a basket

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send it your way like Moses in the reeds

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Technically that would be kicking it Old Testament

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Exactly Right

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Do you know what I mean

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Like in the good old days when it was quick and dirty

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Well then we all agree

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A traditional closed adoption

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would be best for all involved

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Shit Yes

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Just close 'er on up

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إذن فلنتحدث عن كيف أننا سنقوم بذلك الأمر

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حسنا ألست بمجرد أن أشعر بحلول الأمر

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سأدفعه للخارج و أسلمه لكما

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مارك و فينيسا ينويان التفاوض معكما بشأن تبن مفتوح

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ماذا يعني ذلك

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هذا يعني أنهما سيرسلان لكما معلومات سنوية متجددة بشأن الطفل و صور

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سامحين لـ جونو بأن تكون على علم كيف يبلي الطفل طوال فترة نموه

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لا لا لا لا أريد صورا أو أي نوعية من المعلومات

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ألا يمكننا أن نقوم بالأمر على طريقة المدرسة القديمة

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حيث أضع الطفل في سلة و أضعه بطريقيكما

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كما كان الحال مع النبي موسى و إلقاءه في اليم

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عمليا هذا سيكون على طريقة العهد القديم

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تماما أترين

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أتدرين قصدي

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كما بالأيام الخوالي حيث كانت تتم الأمور بسرعة و ببذاءة

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حسنا فجميعنا نتفق على أن تبنيا تقليديا نهائيا سيكون مرضيا لجميع الأطراف

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اللعنة نعم فليكن نهائيا تماما

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Alors parlons de comment on va faire ce truc

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Eh bien j'ai déjà le truc non

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Je l'éjecte et je vous le file

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Mark et Vanessa veulent bien négocier une adoption ouverte

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Ça veut dire quoi

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qu'ils envoient chaque année des photos pour que Juno sache comment le bébé grandit

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Non je ne veux pas de photos ni rien d'autre

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Si on le faisait à l'ancienne Le bébé dans une corbeille et je vous l'envoie comme Moise

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Plus exactement ce serait comme dans l'Ancien Testament

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Exactement

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Tu vois ce que je veux dire

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Comme au bon vieux temps Quand c'était rapide et crade

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Nous sommes d'accord sur une adoption fermée traditionnelle ce serait le mieux pour tous

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Putain ouais On classe l'affaire

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Sprechen wir doch konkret über dieses Ding

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Wie bitte Ich dachte ich presse

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das Ding heraus und übergebe es Ihnen

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Mark und Vanessa würden eine offene Adoption akzeptieren

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Moment was heißt das

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Dass sie jährlich Berichte und Fotos schicken

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und Juno über die Entwicklung des Kindes informieren

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Hey nein nein nein Ich will weder Fotos noch Berichte

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Geht das nicht im klassischen Stil

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Ich lege das Baby in einen Korb und schicke es wie Moses zu Ihnen

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Das wäre alttestamentarischer Stil

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Genau OK Sie verstehen

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Wie in guter alter Zeit kurz und schmerzlos

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Dann sind wir uns ja einig

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Eine traditionelle Adoption wäre für alle das Beste

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Meine Scheiße ja So traditionell wie es geht

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Jadi mari bicara bagaimana kita akan melakukan hal ini

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Well bukankah aku baru melakukannya

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Keluarkan dan serahkan

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Mark dan Vanessa berencana bernegosiasi adopsi terbuka

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Apa artinya

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Artinya mereka akan mengirim pdate tahunan foto agar Juno tahu bagaimana perkembangan bainya

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Whoah Aku tak ingin foto atau pemberitahuan apapun

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Tak bisakah kita melakukannya dengan gaya lama Aku meletakkan bayinya dikeranjang dan mengirim padamu Seperti nabi Musa

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Secara teknis itu adalah Old Testament

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Tepat Ya kan

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kau mengerti maksudku

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Seperti dimasa lalu Ketika masih cepat dan kotor

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Well kalau begitu kita semua setuju dengan adopsi tradisional tertutup sebagai yang terbaik bagi semuanya

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Shit ya tutup saja

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Итак давайте поговорим как мы поступим с этим

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Я думала с этим все понятно

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Все что из меня вылезет будет вашим

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Марк и Ванесса хотят чтобы усыновление было открытым

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Что это означает

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Они будут постоянно присылать вам фотографии

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чтобы Джуно имела возможность следить за судьбой ребенка

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Нет нет Мне не нужны фотографии и прочая форма ежегодной отчетности

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Может поступим как в старые времена

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Я подкладываю корзину с ребенком вам на крыльцо и убегаю

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Как в Трудном ребенке

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Вообще то они содрали идею из Библии

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Точно Ну как

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О чем я и говорю

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Как в грязные обдолбанные семидесятые

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Хорошо как я понимаю все согласны на традиционное усыновление

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Доперла наконец то Традиционней некуда

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Hablemos de cómo lo vamos a hacer

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A qué se refiere Solo tengo que

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apretar y dárselo

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Mark y Vanessa querrían negociar una adopción abierta

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Espere qué significa eso

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Significa que los mantendrían al día con fotos

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para que Juno sepa cómo le va al bebé a medida que crece

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Eh alto el carro No quiero fotos ni ninguna clase de notificación

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No lo podemos hacer a la antigua

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Meto el bebé en una cesta y se lo mando como Moisés en las cañas

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Técnicamente sería hacerlo al Antiguo Testamento

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Exacto Verdad Sabe a qué me refiero

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Como en los viejos tiempos cuando era rápido y sucio

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Bueno Entonces todos de acuerdo

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Una adopción cerrada tradicional sería lo mejor para todos

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Joder sí Vamos a cerrarla

Available in 7 languages

Duration

54 seconds

Views

582

Timestamp in Movie

00:30:02

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Mandate Pictures,Mr. Mudd,Fox Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

Actors

Mark Loring

Juno Macguff

Gerta Rauss

Mac Macguff